scottish-guy
October 8th, 2013, 14:54
Inspired by NIrish pointing out that nobody admits to buying porn, what other things does nobody ever do? (and yet people seem to make a helluva lot of money from Mr Nobody)
1. NOBODY ever buys those penis enlargement pills you see advertised everywhere - or those dodgy, cock-swelling, vacuum pumps
2. NOBODY ever picks up an STI / crabs / gonorrhoea etc !
3. NOBODY buys or uses condoms
4. NOBODY ever buys a mobile phone for a go-go boy you only met 10 days ago
5. NOBODY ever wonders how he came to "lose" that gold necklace/phone/laptop/ipad you bought him the last time you saw him - he just has "bad luck"
6. NOBODY ever goes with a lady boy ( at least not on this board anyway :-)
7. NOBODY ever when asked by friends on returning from holiday in LOS, so was it cheap out there, who much did you spend ? makes up and vastly reduces the amount of money you spent against the actual REAL amount spent when even you realise that you didn't leave Pattaya for a full month, have absolutely nothing to show for your trip such as tourist pics etc and even you have to concede that you spent your entire trip money on nothing more than hookers and beer for a month !
( not that there's a damned thing wrong with that in my book :-) ;)
1. NOBODY ever buys those penis enlargement pills you see advertised everywhere - or those dodgy, cock-swelling, vacuum pumps
2. NOBODY ever picks up an STI / crabs / gonorrhoea etc !
3. NOBODY buys or uses condoms
4. NOBODY ever buys a mobile phone for a go-go boy you only met 10 days ago
5. NOBODY ever wonders how he came to "lose" that gold necklace/phone/laptop/ipad you bought him the last time you saw him - he just has "bad luck"
6. NOBODY ever goes with a lady boy ( at least not on this board anyway :-)
7. NOBODY ever when asked by friends on returning from holiday in LOS, so was it cheap out there, who much did you spend ? makes up and vastly reduces the amount of money you spent against the actual REAL amount spent when even you realise that you didn't leave Pattaya for a full month, have absolutely nothing to show for your trip such as tourist pics etc and even you have to concede that you spent your entire trip money on nothing more than hookers and beer for a month !
( not that there's a damned thing wrong with that in my book :-) ;)