arsenal
September 4th, 2013, 09:57
Apparantly a new tourist court opens in Pattaya soon, to deal with tourists complaints.
http://www.nationmultimedia.com/busines ... 14072.html (http://www.nationmultimedia.com/business/First-tourist-court-to-open-in-Pattaya-tomorrow-30214072.html)
I predict the queues will stretch all the way to Na Jomtien. This will be followed by touts promising those at the back they can get them a priority pass to the front of the queue for a small remuneration. Having taken the money the tout will disappear. After four hours the tourist will get to the front of the queue and make their complaint, the face of the official both sympathetic and shocked at his countrymens' terrible behaviour. The tourist will then attempt to make a second complaint, this time about the tout who cheated them. The smiling official will tell them that only one complaint can be heard per visit and the tourist will have to join the queue if they wish to make a second one. If they do this a tout will appear and promise.............
http://www.nationmultimedia.com/busines ... 14072.html (http://www.nationmultimedia.com/business/First-tourist-court-to-open-in-Pattaya-tomorrow-30214072.html)
I predict the queues will stretch all the way to Na Jomtien. This will be followed by touts promising those at the back they can get them a priority pass to the front of the queue for a small remuneration. Having taken the money the tout will disappear. After four hours the tourist will get to the front of the queue and make their complaint, the face of the official both sympathetic and shocked at his countrymens' terrible behaviour. The tourist will then attempt to make a second complaint, this time about the tout who cheated them. The smiling official will tell them that only one complaint can be heard per visit and the tourist will have to join the queue if they wish to make a second one. If they do this a tout will appear and promise.............