Neal tried to have me killed today !!

So as the subject line suggests it appears Neal tried to have my killed today as after my taking up his recommendation to try section 12 at the beach there was me sitting minding my own business, lying back relaxing on my seat and WHAM !! Out of nowhere a bloody great big tree came smashing through the umbrellas scattering us sun worshippers asunder !!

Thankfully no one was hurt but it don't think it was co incidence that that happened the day Neal WASNT there ( perfect alibi and all that eh Neal !) so the whole of section 12 was wrecked for the rest of the day !

It WAS interesting to note though that after the initial drama had died down a Machete was produced within minutes ( kept just to finish me off no doubt ) and although there were several stealing shirtless Thai guys standing around the old woman took it off them in the time old manner of "get out of my way I wouldn't see you in my road!" And she made short work of chopping the complete tree branch away to nothing in minutes !!! - Now THERE'S a woman you wouldn't want to go home a fiver short in you wage packet to on a Friday night after stopping off at the pub for a swift half ! :-)

[Neal]

Oh darn! It missed you? OK I will think of something different before you go home. :laughing3:

[jolyjacktar]

Nirish i thought that was your cute little bum in the red swimmers??????? Man if it is let me know your dates of your next trip please lol.
Neal i did offer to lend you my chain saw||||||||||||||| hehehehe.

He'll no my bum is WAY cuter than THAT !! Lol

[Jellybean]

When I read the subject heading on the first page it reads, тАЬNeal tried to have meтАЭ. My first reaction was, What? NealтАЩs tried to have his wicked way with NIrish after heтАЩd wined and dined him. The image nearly brought on a touch of the vapours I can tell you! But reading the full text on the subject page it really surprised me, I never thought that relations had deteriorated to such an extent that DaBoss felt the need to send out a hit man after him! Can I ask, was it the reference to Neal eating the custard pies instead of throwing them that tipped him over the edge?



Private Note to Neal
No need to engage psychopathic lumberjacks to knock out NIrish. The simplest, easiest and most effective way is to drop a tincture of bromide into his favourite tipple. Believe me youтАЩd be doing his poor pain wracked and sleep deprived body a favour . . . hahaha!

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[joe552]

.... my bum is WAY cuter than THAT !! Lol

time to post those pictures then NIrish.

Well I was about to do just that and then I read CDNMATTs post about pornography and the production of same being illegal in Thailand so what with my ass being THAT hot it would be BOUND to fall into that category for sure so being ever mindful of not getting Neal jailed ( although after today's tree incident I may have to re think that) I best not, plus I have to think of your blood pressure and stuff as too much of a good thing can be fatal for some apparently. Speaking of which its 9pm and Sunee plaza and all its delights awaits and I'd hate to keep those poor guys standing about waiting on me !! :-))