December 29th, 2012, 16:34
So as the subject line suggests it appears Neal tried to have my killed today as after my taking up his recommendation to try section 12 at the beach there was me sitting minding my own business, lying back relaxing on my seat and WHAM !! Out of nowhere a bloody great big tree came smashing through the umbrellas scattering us sun worshippers asunder !!
Thankfully no one was hurt but it don't think it was co incidence that that happened the day Neal WASNT there ( perfect alibi and all that eh Neal !) so the whole of section 12 was wrecked for the rest of the day !
It WAS interesting to note though that after the initial drama had died down a Machete was produced within minutes ( kept just to finish me off no doubt ) and although there were several stealing shirtless Thai guys standing around the old woman took it off them in the time old manner of "get out of my way I wouldn't see you in my road!" And she made short work of chopping the complete tree branch away to nothing in minutes !!! - Now THERE'S a woman you wouldn't want to go home a fiver short in you wage packet to on a Friday night after stopping off at the pub for a swift half ! :-)
Thankfully no one was hurt but it don't think it was co incidence that that happened the day Neal WASNT there ( perfect alibi and all that eh Neal !) so the whole of section 12 was wrecked for the rest of the day !
It WAS interesting to note though that after the initial drama had died down a Machete was produced within minutes ( kept just to finish me off no doubt ) and although there were several stealing shirtless Thai guys standing around the old woman took it off them in the time old manner of "get out of my way I wouldn't see you in my road!" And she made short work of chopping the complete tree branch away to nothing in minutes !!! - Now THERE'S a woman you wouldn't want to go home a fiver short in you wage packet to on a Friday night after stopping off at the pub for a swift half ! :-)