May 27th, 2006, 23:41
:bounce: :cheers: :cherry: :flower: :geek: :faroah: :cat:
I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality.
So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
AUSTRALIAN DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use only little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality.
So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
AUSTRALIAN DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use only little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.