Cock-a-hoop in Bangkok

[a447]

I arrived yesteday morning after a long overnight flight. I tried to sleep but that's impossible when sex is in the air. So I headed off to Indra massage. I walked in and was followed by one of the guys sitting outside. He turned out to be my "masseur." So, I guess you don't get to choose your boy. But, he was handsome so I didn't complain. I entered the small room upstairs - just a thin matress on the floor - and he asked me to put on some baggy pajamas. He started the massage and then said : "you want quick massage and then sex, or short massage and long sex." What a silly question! So he got straight down to business. He was very skilled at what he does. After working on me (or a part of me) he said I could fuck him. "2000 baht, can fuck me." Mmm... a little expensive, I thought, but when you're horny, price does not come into it. A great time was had by all - well, me, at least. Thai massage 250 baht.

Later in the afternoon I went to the Golden Cock. This was my first visit in years. The fat guy was still there but, thankfully, a handsome you guy came and sat with me. He soon had a raging hard-on of very considerable length. But having been to the massage place, I wasn't interested in offing him.

later in the evening I headed off to soi Twilight to track down an old favourite from Solid, who was working at the new Scorpion bar. As I was wandering down the soi, suddenly the ex-Solid guys pounced. I immediatel;y sat down with my usual guy (I'll call him A) and we chatted. he wanted me to off him for the night but it was too early. "But if you come back later, maybe customer off me," he said. Anyway, I headed off to X-Boys for the show after promisoing A I'd be straight back.

The show was unremarkable except for number 18. He has probably the biggest cock I've ever seen out of a porn movie! So thick he would be immpossible to samoke. He looks like he is half Thai and half arab. Anyway, his appearance in the show had me drooling. I toyed with the idea of offing him then realised ghis cock was too big, even for me, to deal with. The bar was packed for the show. beer 250 baht.

I headed back to Scorpion as promised, but mr A wanted me to come back at 2am when the bar closed. Obviously, some other dirty farang had promised to come back later and off him, and he wanted to go with both of us. Don;t blame him for wanting to do that. So I said I'd be back and headed off to Super A.

I was immediately approached by a thoroughly unattractive guy who was drunk. So I asked the mamasan to take him away and to recommend a boy for me. "Boy named Tim have big cock." "O.k. Send him over!" I replied. he came and sat with me and put my hand straight onto his cock, which he'd taken out of his jocks. Horror of horrors! Silicone!! Fuck! Now I'm stuck with him, as I didn't have the heart to send him away after I had asked for him specifically. So I bought him a drink, tipped him 100 baht and fled the place.

I rushed back to Scorpion to pick up Mr A, only to find that he had indeed gone with another customer. Shit! What am I to do? It's 12:45 and ther bars will soon close. I flew into Fresh Beach Boys looking for a guy I offed a couple of times in January, but he wan't there. In fact, I don;t remember if he was even working the FBB. May have been somewhere else. Anyway, there were 4 boys left on stage.

Then I remembered. Natureboy! Of course. I rushed over and, sure enough, my regular was there. he literally jumped down from the stage and immediate;ly pulled up a seat. he had his cock out before his bum hit the seat! Next to me was a rather large farang, surrounded by a forest of hard wood. He was obviously enjoying himself immensely. My guy put his hand up my shorts, grabbed my cock and started stroking it. I offed him immediately.

Back in the room he performed as expected. he is a sweet guy with the most beautiful hard cock - a real handful. And mouthful.

Yesterday cost me a fortune, but then the first day usually does. Once I get ovr my initial enthusiasm for Thai cock, things settle down.

Off to try Hotmale in Soi twilight tonight and will report back.

A447 wrote i arrived yesteday morning after a long overnight flight. I tried to sleep but that's impossible when sex is in the air...
so you have joined the mile high club then ?? :party

[martin911]

LOL -My you did have a very productive first day didnt you !!

Its exhausting just reading it !!

[zinzone]

Enjoyable post a447, so well done. Look forward to your next update. Always interesting hearing from those that do not live here as they are so much more enthusiastic when they arrive in Thailand as I guess they don't have much opportunity for good sex in their home countries.

[anonone]

I arrived yesteday morning after a long overnight flight. I tried to sleep but that's impossible when sex is in the air.

I know this feeling.

Horror of horrors! Silicone!! Fuck! Now I'm stuck with him, as I didn't have the heart to send him away after I had asked for him specifically.

I have not yet seen the silicone horror on a Thai guy. Must just be lucky. Or the fem guys I prefer would faint at the thought of putting their cock through that :sign5:

Next to me was a rather large farang, surrounded by a forest of hard wood. He was obviously enjoying himself immensely. My guy put his hand up my shorts, grabbed my cock and started stroking it. I offed him immediately.

What a great, classic Thailand description. Best place in the world

Yesterday cost me a fortune, but then the first day usually does. Once I get over my initial enthusiasm for Thai cock, things settle down.

Thanks for the 1st day report. I love the first night in Thailand. Ready to party and hit the ground running.

Off to try Hotmale in Soi twilight tonight and will report back.

Have a great visit.

[newalaan]

Off to try Hotmale in Soi twilight tonight and will report back.
As usual thanks for the updates a447, look forward to more.

[a447]

The saga continues.

I headed off to Natureboys for an hour of touchy feely fun with my designated guy. When I walk in he kind of rushes to sit down with me, which is a bit of a shame, as there is another cute/handsome guy now working there. I'd love to "get to know him" in more detail, but I don't have the heart to turn my regular guy away. A farang came and sit down and, as usual, spent most of the time fending off cock. (I thought it might be you, NIrishguy - till I read you were in pattaya..lol) A Thai guy then came in and offed a boy. NB seems to be getting quite busy these days. A result of Solid closing?? And they seem to have a few more boys squeezed into the bar.

I went to Sarika for dinner. there were 2 young Japanese guys there and they bought a street girl dinner! That's what I call jai dee! Still, it is exactly what i would have expected from Japanese. They actually wanted to girl to come in and sit at their table, but the management wouldn't allow it. BTW they weren't drunk; it was too early in the evening.

I then wandered over to Fresh beach Boys, looking for my January off. he was nowhere to be seen. The bar had 3 customers when I arrived but quickly filled up with Asian tourists. Within 15 minutes, it was 3/4 full. Don't know why - the boys looked totally bored and surly. Only 1 guy smiled and the rest seemed to avoid looking at the customers. One guy was busy on his mobile. The pushy mama-san was, as usual in gogo bars, doing his best to get me to off someone. I didn't find any of the guys attractive, so left. beer 240 baht.

I then went to Hotmale. The place was packed - but it was a case of spot the farang. I was swamped in a sea of Asian customers. They had 4 hot coyote dancers - one in each corner. And they had heaps and heaps of gogo boys, enough to rival Boys bangkok. I lost count. There were a few attractive ones to be had, so to speak. The show was ok. it started with a coyote dance performance - hot . This was followed by a tame strip show, done to Tom Jones' "You can leave your hat on." More like "You can leaver your pants on!" and then the rest of the show was just the usual. But plenty of cock on show. Amongst the gogo boys was a....gogo gradfather! yes, number 55. he must be the only gog dancer who has his age pinned to his jocks! But to his credit, he got it up and kept it up for the fiinale - the acrobatic fucking show of old. You know, the swinging from the ceiling show. But the thought of offing him and having sex with him...YUK!

Hang on - isn't that what the gogo boys have to do for a living Oops..better not go there! lol.

The mamsan was really pushy. I'm talking about the fat one. She asked me what boy I liked. i said number 16 was cute. before I knew it, number 16 was at my side! He was far too young for me - 18, but I didn't like to send him away, so I bought him a drink. (250 baht) The mamasan was then on to me to off him. "You take him hotel. pay bar 400. pay boy 2000"

yeah, right. Since when does the mamasan decided how much to pay??

Can someone please, please tell me how to say in Thai:

"Look! I know the ropes! (no direct translation here, please...lol). Just leave me alone to salivate in peace!"

Much appreciated. Thank you.

Will report back tomorrow.

Can someone please, please tell me how to say in Thai: "Look! I know the ropes! (no direct translation here, please...lol). Just leave me alone to salivate in peace!"...

a447 I can help in this, with no Thai necessary:

"Fuck off you hideous old bag" will do the trick.

[bucknaway]

Everyone wants to know the secret to getting the mamasan to stop bothering you. I have tried several things and the only thing that comes close is telling them that I am there for show and that I already offed a guy at a different bar and will go back for him after the show.

I know Scottish-Guy was just having fun but I can't even consider being rude or nasty to people. I am afraid to even let such thoughts take seed in my mind. It scares me to even think about being so unkind to anyone simply doing their job.

Of course I was joking nut it can be a problem, all you can do is to be polite but firm.

I have even managed to see off Mama Leila - and after her, any other mamasan is a piece of cake.

:party

[bucknaway]

Who is Mama Leila? I guess I would know if I read every post that was posted in a given day but I only read a small amount of posts on these message boards.

[Khor tose]

Of course I was joking nut it can be a problem, all you can do is to be polite but firm.

I have even managed to see off Mama Leila - and after her, any other mamasan is a piece of cake.

:party

I do not know mama Leila, but agree with this approach. If you are still pestered start to leave, they always back off then.

[paulo15]

I tried to sleep but that's impossible when sex is in the air

You should see my boyfriend... :crybaby:

[martin911]

Everyone wants to know the secret to getting the mamasan to stop bothering you. I have tried several things and the only thing that comes close is telling them that I am there for show and that I already offed a guy at a different bar and will go back for him after the show.

I know Scottish-Guy was just having fun but I can't even consider being rude or nasty to people. I am afraid to even let such thoughts take seed in my mind. It scares me to even think about being so unkind to anyone simply doing their job.


"it scares you " ???

poor little bucky

[bucknaway]

Yeah, I try not to let darkness plant a seed into my heart. Each year I try to rid my spirit and a bit of darkness.

[joe552]

maybe I should try some of whatever Bucknaway is smoking? :dontknow:

Yeah, I try not to let darkness plant a seed into my heart. Each year I try to rid my spirit and a bit of darkness.
have you thought to try the stuff michael jackson used to use ... worked for him .

[Khor tose]

Yeah, I try not to let darkness plant a seed into my heart. Each year I try to rid my spirit and a bit of darkness.


I do understand the metaphor, but really think the word you want is anger and not darkness. Many have celebrated darkness and commented on its power.

A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness.
Jean Genet
A work will only have deep resonance if the kind of darkness I can generate is something that is resident in me already.
Anish Kapoor
Character, like a photograph, develops in darkness.
Yousuf Karsh

[Jellybean]

Oh, a447 is back in town, so itтАЩs a case of lock up your sons!

You know that I enjoy reading your reports a447 and whilst I'd like to be able to give you the low down on the bars in Bangkok, IтАЩve not been able to do so because IтАЩve not been to any recently! I shall however rely on your reports to check out some of the bars before I head off home in 2 weeks time. So, in my case, the visitor knows better than the resident and one reason why I so enjoy reading a447тАЩs and other members bar reports.

Sorry, I canтАЩt help you out on a translation, but I find telling overbearing mamasans that:

тАЬI am not a tourist, I live here.тАЭ = P┼Пm m├вi n├бk-t├┤ng-t├оao. P┼Пm y├╣u t├оi-n├оi kr├бp.

Or the polite, тАЬNo thank you.тАЭ = m├вi kr├бp. Kh├▓op khun kr├бp

Usually gets the message across that you know the ropes and are no stranger to Thailand.

Enjoy your time here and I look forward to reading your next report.

[a447]

Jellybean wrote:
P┼Пm m├вi n├бk-t├┤ng-t├оao. P┼Пm y├╣u t├оi-n├оi kr├бp.

Thanks, jelly. I can get my tongue around that and will give it a go- it's about the limit of my Thai...hehe. Problem is, a lot of the mamasans seem to remember me from previous visits, so I don't know if they'll buy that.

Last night I headed straight to Dreamboys. My regular off from Scorpion (ex Solid) was as hawk-eyed as ever and rushed up to me as I was about to enter the bar. He was trying to get me to off him, but it was far too early.

As usual, Dreamboys had lots of guys and many of them were very attractive. Numbers 9, 32 (both of them), 55 and 77 spring to mind. The bar was empty when I arrived (about 8:30 I think)_ - only me and another farang, but it soon filled up with Asian customers. I had a problem - which way to look - the stage or the cute Chinese customers! But again, I was pestered to death to get a boy to sit with me or to buy another drink (first drink 300 baht, others 280 baht). it seemed like every 5 minutes someone would tap me on the shoulder or sit with me. The waiter with a pony tail (the not so attractive one) remembered me from before and sat down and started to chat. He remembered I worked in Japan and started speaking Japanese to me. At last - someone I can communicate with, and we had an interesting chat. I asked him in Japanese to tell the waiters not to bother me. Off he went to tell them. Suddenly, I found myself being pestered even more! Didn't I just ask him to tell them not to bother me??? Did he not know how to make the negative form of the verb, I wondered. Had he not yet reached that chapter in his textbook? Ws he absent on the day the teacher covered verb negation?? In the end, I had had enough and walked out. After the show, of course. (the usual stuff, but much more professionaly done that in other bars)

I wandered over to Super A. (drinks 100 baht) There were a couple of farangs - the Asians don't seem to wander down that soi. Probably not classy enough for them. There were 2 attractive guys and I had each sit with me for a chat, but I decided not to off them, as I was planning to go down to Natureboy to off my regular. When I got there, I discovered someone had gotten in before me! So here I was again, 1:00am and no squeeze for the night. As I was heading back to Scorpion I passed Golden Cock, and who should be sitting outside than the boy I met there on Saturday! I offed him on the spot.

Back in the room he looked even cuter than in the bar. We got down to business, and as he was servicing me I started playing with his equipment. He came within a minute!! Oh well, such is life. He turned out to be a very skilful sa-moker. He stayed the night and the morning session was much better. If you are down that way, drop in and see him. He's a really nice boy - friendly and polite. Snuggled up to me all night and had very busy hands. Only problem is, he doesn't speak a word of English! He lets his hands and tongue do all the talking.

Am now in Pattaya but everything will be closed tonight, I was told. Should have stayed in bangkok a bit longer.

Oh, well.....maybe I'll report tomorrow on a massage place instead.

COCK-A-HOOP sounds like a great title for a new game @ Happy Place.

What you need are several (3 digit :evil4: ) boys who place a (minature) hula-hoop on their erect cock and try to keep it spinning.

Punters buy tickets (or get a free ticket per drink) which they use to "bet" on an individual contestant.

Whichever can spin the hula-hoop the longest, wins the value of "his" tickets or some kind of jackpot.

If you can't get away with erect cocks in Pattaya, you could use strap-ons - I'm sure you have a few upstairs dear.

:party

PS the word "Jack Pot" has just given me another great idea!! :evil4:

[latintopxxx]

what a silly boy...scotty...childish imagination...BTW..it's been done before...naked boy with an erection and a hula hoop...

[a447]

latinpox wrote:
childish imagination

That's a bit rich, coming from you!

It may indeed have been done before but I haven't seen it.
Maybe some Romanian street boys did the trick for Poxxxy in a public lavatory in the main square in Bucharest :dontknow:

As for being having a "childish imagination" - well, a447 has hit that one on the button.

:occasion9:

[joe552]

well, I'd pay to see the boys do hula-hoops. great idea, scottish-guy :happy7:

[Neal]

We shall see, Let me get to the bar first. Baby steps. So far I don't think the meds are working. Dr said 7 - 10 days and today is 7. I still get dizzy when I take the patch off and :crybaby: try to look out both eyes. And add to th someone stole my motorized handicapped scooter out of the truck today. It can be described as a three wheel stand up looking like a Segway and yellow, bright yellow that I always used on Jomtien walkway. Electric of course. If anyone sees my 3 wheel yellow scooter please call the police at 191 I think or me at 08 70 70 80 90. Thailand does not sell them anymore and I am screwed and will have much difficulty ever going to my spot on the beach easily again til I can figure it out. REWARD!

[latintopxxx]

what a silly thing to steal...but then there's no accounting for intelligence where low lifes are concerned...
..and scotty...if you took the trouble to wander into soi twilight you would have caught the show several times during the last 5 years..there was a short musle boy with a pony tail..who also participated in live shows as both a top and bottom (real nice as he's very butch + energetic)..who did the naked hard on hula hoop show..very erotic as he had a beautiful bubble butt and lean belly....show was at xboys..

Tell you what Latin, I'm really not that interested.

Since the Airport moved, I have found no reason to visit BKK.
Previous to that, whenever I visited Thailand I'd do a few days in BKK on arrival and a few days BKK on the way out - now I don't see the point.
So I'm sorry if I haven't seen pony-tail boy at Xboys or wherever (I don't think I've even been in Xboys in BKK)

:dontknow:

[witchhunt]

well why post as if anybody cares.

well why post as if anybody cares.

Well Witchunt, I'm posting in reply to Latintopxxx's response to me - what's your excuse?

:dontknow:

[witchhunt]

Does anybody care or is even interested. You seem to be promoting yourself more than replying to anyone.??????????

Does anybody care or is even interested. You seem to be promoting yourself more than replying to anyone.??????????

You can see quite clearly I was replying to Latintopxxx.
Anybody with one eye shut and the other one stuffed can see that.
The clue is in the first 4 words "Tell you what Latin...."

Unlike you, I have nothing to promote (and no axes to grind either).

I post what I want to post and whether people like it, dislike it, or don't even read it, I don't worry about it.
It seems to interest you greatly however - as you are now lurking on at least 2 different topics at the same time, waiting to see what I post so you can immediately denigrate it - you're getting as bad as SGT's resident Mr Angry.
What you see is what you get with me - take it or leave it.
As far as you're concerned, I'd prefer you left it.

:occasion9:

[latintopxxx]

scotty...relax...stop picking fights with everyone...you'll give yourself a cadenza (not a piece of furniture)if you carry on like this...as for not bothering to visit BKK...what a closed mind you have...tunnel vision...silo personality...

I did not initiate any exchange with Witchunt on any of the 3 topics he has followed me around today.
Quite how his goading translates into me "picking fights" I'm not quite sure - no doubt you will understand it.

As for BKK - I don't have a closed mind - if I had a closed mind I would never have visited in the first place.
The situation is simply that I have no need or desire to go to BKK - from what I read practically nothing has changed since the last time I visited several years ago.
Yes, the same can be said of Pattaya - but I find the people and the boys far friendlier than in BKK - just personal preference which I don't have to justify to you, any of your alter-egos, or anybody else.

Thank you.

[latintopxxx]

guess I gotta agree...nothing has changed much in BKK...and boys are more commercially aggressive...
As for being followed around by witchhumnt....now you know what I have to endure with that nutcase a447...

[anonone]

As for BKK - I don't have a closed mind - if I had a closed mind I would never have visited in the first place.
The situation is simply that I have no need or desire to go to BKK - from what I read practically nothing has changed since the last time I visited several years ago.
Yes, the same can be said of Pattaya - but I find the people and the boys far friendlier than in BKK - just personal preference which I don't have to justify to you, any of your alter-egos, or anybody else.

Thank you.

I agree totally. I find Pattaya much preferred over Bangkok. Easier to get around, access to a beach, and less expensive for lodging and fun.

[Jellybean]

IтАЩve enjoyed reading your reports a447 and, from what I can tell, everything has been plain sailing with no hiccups. I think I must have been a bit rusty having not visited тАШSoi TwilightтАЩ for over a year, because my first visit last week and on this Monday night did not go as smoothly as I had hoped.

THURSDAY

X- Size Bar

The first bar I chose to visit was X-Size Bar, where IтАЩve offтАЩd many guys there in the past. But during my visit I never saw any masculine, boy-next-door types. In fact, I almost felt like I had walked into a Sunee Plaza bar, all the boys were so thin and effeminate. Of course It is very likely that many of the boys had returned home given the closeness to song-graan.

I left the bar and stood in the street and genuinely didnтАЩt know where to try next. I had a brief chat with the doorman who recognised me from previous visits and he suggested a host bar across the street.

Scorpion Bar

As I approached, one of the waiters escorted me in. Hmm . . . he seemed very cute and I stuck with him. He was a little bit dtut, but had what appeared to be a well toned body and a cute, firm bum. He also spoke pretty good English, so after a drink and a brief chat I agreed to off him. Drinks 100 baht, off fee 300 Baht.

He turned out to be a really lovely, passionate guy and he even volunteered to stay overnight, but I suggested it would be better to leave it at short-time on our first encounter. He seemed very keen and asked if I was looking for a boyfriend. I said I was, but as I was going home the following week so I would leave it until I returned to Thailand. Before he left he asked for my mobile number, but was unable to give me his mobile because he didnтАЩt own a тАШphone. Oh, oh . . . alarm bells!

The next day in the afternoon he тАШphoned from a public telephone and asked if he could call round before he set off to enjoy the water fun in 'Soi Twilight'. I said he could pop in for a brief chat if he wanted. I was genuinely pleased to see him. During his visit he asked if I could buy him a new mobile phone. Regrettably, I said, I could not. After all, IтАЩd only met him the day before. I gave him a few hundred Baht and agreed to see him again the next day when I would join him in the New Year celebrations.

I did see him and we went to Silom and 'Soi Twilight' to watch all the song-graan revellers. We had a couple of drinks at his bar and a meal at DickтАЩs Caf├й, but I left him with his friends and a 500 baht tip to enjoy the rest of the night. I hoped to see him the next day, but he did not call me again. Ah well, I thought, maybe he had found someone who was prepared to buy him a new phone.

MONDAY

Dream Boy Bar

On Monday I decided to visit Dream Boy Bar. There were fewer boys available than normal as, I assume, most of the boys were still away for song-graan. One of my friends was however still working and he, the mamasans and the waiters kept asking me if I liked any of the boys. There was no one who immediately stuck out as my type, apart from a cute young lad sitting near me who wasnтАЩt available because he had already been offтАЩd by an Asian guy.

The bar was very busy, mostly with Asians. The German owner made several announcements saying, amongst other things, that his was the best and biggest go-go in the world!

I watched the show, which was up to its usual high standard, but there was nothing in the show which I hadnтАЩt seen before. The one innovation which I did like is that there was an intermission, which allowed the boys to come back on stage. Ah . . . I spotted a boy that I liked, but unfortunately, IтАЩd picked my friendтАЩs Thai boyfriend so an off wasnтАЩt really on the cards.

I watched the remainder of the show then the boys returned to the stage again for a short while. Then it was announced that everyone should go downstairs to Boys Bangkok where there would be one further show. At that stage I left тАУ empty handed.

Hot Male Bar

I then made my way down to Hot Male Bar, but, as I approached the bar the boy from Scorpion Bar tapped me on the shoulder and said тАШhelloтАЩ. Oh crikey! I felt guilty for some reason, donтАЩt know why because we werenтАЩt boyfriends or anything, we only had sex once. I asked him why he hadnтАЩt contacted me on Sunday or Monday. He said he had been sick! Well, he didnтАЩt look sick now. DonтАЩt get me wrong, I do like the guy, but I think he is looking for more than I can provide at the moment and I had assumed, since he failed to contact me, that he had found someone else.

He became quite excitable and to deflate the situation I said IтАЩd speak with him the next day, but I was going into Hot Male Bar, where I knew at least two of the boys. That seemed to satisfy him. Once inside the bar I found that the two guys I knew were not working that night.

There was about 10-15 boys available. The mamasans know me and know my tastes despite me not having been there for over a year. There were at least two boys whom I considered offing. However, my first choice was straight and, I was told, not f**kable. Not that I wanted to anyway, but I was told I couldnтАЩt even play with his very cute bum, so not much point in taking him then.

The mamasan recommended another boy; he was going to be my second choice anyway and had been smiling at me. When he sat down he said, тАЬHello [Jellybean]!тАЭ Apparently we had been with each other several times when he had worked in Boys Bangkok. He remembered when I stayed at a hotel in the Nana area of Sukumvit. Well that must have been 6 or 7 years ago!

It really worried me that I didnтАЩt immediately recognise him тАУ he remembered lots about me! Then I suddenly thought, was he the one who was a lazy s*d in bed? I wasnтАЩt really sure; my memory was seriously letting me down. But he does have a great body and is very hairy, a particular favourite of mine. And he seemed to have lost a lot of weight since I last saw him.

But after chatting for a bit I wasnтАЩt 100% sure I wanted to off him, but I didnтАЩt really have the heart to send him back to the stage, so I agreed to take him. My night out hadnтАЩt gone as smoothly as I had hoped. Actually, as it turned out, he wasnтАЩt that bad, and IтАЩm sure I enjoyed myself more than I had during my previous encounters with him. But given that I am off back to the UK on Saturday I didnтАЩt want to get involved with him again at this late stage, but wouldnтАЩt rule out seeing him again when I come back.

In short, my two nights out at the bars didnтАЩt exactly go as smoothly as I had hoped or as plain sailing as your nights out a447. I wonder if this is because I live here and the boys expect more from the ex-pats? Anyway, it seems like I am out of practice when it comes to the bars. Well, IтАЩve still got a few more nights to make up for it.

[joe552]

So, let me get this straight - you went out 2 nights in a row, had sex with 2 different boys, and you say you weren't sucessful?

Yes, my dear Jellybean - you've been in Thailand too long :occasion9:

Thanks for the report - hope you have a few more adventures before you leave.

[a447]

Jellybean, I thought I recognised the boy you were referring to from Scorpion, but when you seaid he wanted a mobile phone, I realised it could not have been him. My regular from there (ex Solid) has never asked for anything.

I arrived in BKK yesterday and headed off to Bonny Massage. A nice looking guy greeted me at the door and we went upstairs. It is quite a large establishment - at least 3 stories, and very spacious. We went into the room and got undressed to take a shower. I was trying to get a look at the goods but it was too dark. Once in the shower I looked down to see a thick slug hanging between his legs. Mmm...very promising, I thought. I noticed what seemed to be a whitish mark on top of his cock, but thought it was just some kind of blemish. Back in the room he began the massage - lots of touching around the butt, using his stubble to great effect. He then turned me over and the fun began. I asked him to turn up the light, and he did. He came and knelt next to me and I saw the "blemish" for what it really was. It was a T shaped plate under the skin of his cock!!! Each axis of the T was about one inch and it felt quite hard. It was pretty horrible. Anyway, after he serviced me - just chuck wow- I did the same to him. I didn't find the plate any trouble, but it sure felt strange. He came in a massive explosion. He said he hadn't come in a while. A week, I'd imagine! His name is Wong and he is from Laos. He's worth checking out just to see the insert. Cream massage 500 baht, tip 1500.

Later in the evening I headed off to NatureBoy to see my favorite. He immediately came and sat with me and we enjoyed an hour of fun together. Two other farangs arrived, followed by an Asian customer. Given the size of the bar, it was quite crowded. There are 2 handsome guys, both well-endowed, who now work there and I would consider both offable. But my regular always gets me first and I don't know how to say I'd like to try someone else.

After our fun I went to SuperA. A guy in jeans immediately sat down, but he wasn;t really my type. I was then joined by a cutish boy called Ton. "I have big cock - 7 inch," he said. He got it up and, yes, it was at least 7. The other boy kept rubbing my leg. He wanted my attention desperately. He pulled down his jeans and took out his cock. Not only was it quite small, it had 3 mooks, each of which he was able to move up and down, and around his cock!! It was scary. His name is Ip or Yip. Buyer beware!

I then went to the Tawan show. Tawan has changed over the years - it is now more like a club for chubby guys. Most of the substantial audience were in that category and the "boys" had aged considerably since my visit - some were now grandads! As for toned bodies and 6 packs - forget it. They were few and far between. Most of the 6 packs wrre now kegs. All in all, just a hat full of arseholes. Only 2 or 3 young, good-looking fits guys amongst the lot. Oh, and one young very fem boy - an escapee from Sunee, no doubt. He'd be the fuckee later in the show, I thought. But there was no fuck show. Lots of cock, lots of sucking and the obligatory SM theme throughout. The chuck wow show was a fizzer. They had lots of toilet paper on the stage ready for the cumshots, but not a cumshot in sight. After a few minutes wanking, the guys just walked off. All drinks 280 baht.

I ended back at Natureboy and offed my guy.

[christianpfc]

I agree with joe552. Jellybean, you are spoiled!

[cameroncat]

Over 2000 baht for sex with a massage boy? Jeez. That's like 5 trips to The Babylon. I'll take the 5 nice afternoons at the Babylon anytime.

[a447]

I wandered down to SuperA to start the night. I picked a boy from the stage to sit with me. His name is Nut - I'd "spoken" with him before. Lovely guy. I finally worked out how to change guys in a bar! After I'd finished my drink (100 baht), I thanked him, gave him a tip and said I wanted to sit by myself. It worked like a charm. He thanked me and moved away. The pushy mamasan then asked me if I wanted another boy to sit with me. She introduced me to Chon, a 30 year old guy from Isaan. He was also very pleasant and had a bit more English. He didn't put any pressure on me to off him - just stroked my leg and smiled a lot. But it was too early to off anyone.

So I went to Hotmale. It is my favourite bar now in Soi Twilight. I don't think I will bother with any others from now on. They have so many offable guys there it's ridiculous - lots of handsome, toned guys, plus they have very energetic coyote dancers to admire. I admired one so much that I had him come sit with me. He had a lovely smile and was very friendly. When the show began and the bar got a bit dark, he put my hand on his member - over his jocks. When he opened his jocks and invited me to put my hand on his cock, I was sorely tempted, but this is a gogobar, not Natureboy, so I declined the offer. Silly old me!

The show was interesting, but really just another show. Candle show, fucking show...same old stuff. In between acts the coyote dancers would get on stage and perform. Really hot. The big cock show was unusual, in so far as they have a loose definition as to what constitutes a big cock. I thought even I could give a couple of the guys a run for their money...well, maybe not.

I decided to off the coyote dancer (all offs, including coyote dancers, 400 baht, beer 250 baht) but thought I'd head back out into the soi and have a drink at Scorpion first. My regular there literally pounced on me and I ended up offing him instead and he spent the night with me. Still, there's always tonight.

[a447]

Mook madness continues.

I saw a familiar face in Super A and was wondering why I hadn't asked hm to sit with me. There was something about him that I just couldn't put my finger on. When I did, I remembered him perfectly. His name is Tim and not only does he have 3 mooks he also has silicone under the foreskin. Yuk

I went over to Hotmale thinking of offing the coyote dancer from the night before. But I wasn't sure, so when the waiter told me he was in the bar: ""I bring him. He can sit with you." I said a definite "No." I wanted to sit alone for a while. Within minutes, the boy was at my side! I told the waiter I didn't want anyone sitting with me -"maybe later"- but he signaled for the boy (number 37) to stay. After that I had a parade of waiters some buy asking me to buy him a drink. The boy understood that I wanted to sit alone but he had to do what the waiter said, I guess.

During the show - the big cock show, actually - a farang woman walked into the bar with a deleted year old girl in tow!! Everyone on my side of the stage just followed them with their eyes as they made it to the seating on the other side. My view was blocked by a pillar so luckily I did not have to look at them. They watched the fucking show, and everything! That's just plain child abuse.

I left without offing the coyote dancer and had a beer in Maxis. I sat their trying to catch the eye of one of the handsome young guys at the massage place opposite. At last the guy I was lusting after saw me. What a beautiful face! As we moved upstairs I asked him if he had any mooks or silicone - just to be sure.

Well, what can I say? I have finally put my hands on it - the most perfect body I've ever seen in my life! Forget the cock - the V=shaped toned body with the hard washboard stomach actually exists...and here I was touching it!!! We went to the showers and I just stood there gaping at this gorgeous object. Back in the room his massage was perfunctory, to say the least. It was late and his girlfriend was waiting for him, so we got down to business quickly. "If I cum you pay extra 500 baht. ok? So you give me 1000 baht," he said. As I was going to give him 1500 anyway, I said yes. He serviced me but the best part was when he lay down beside me, threw his head back and jacked off. Just watching that incredible body writhing on the bed in ecstasy was enough for me. Unfortunately, his cumshot was not all that strong. "I already cum 3 times," he explained. But I didn't care. His name is Golf. You must check him out!!!BTW Golf has a nice 7 iron.

[anonone]

a447. Another fun post.
I can't believe a deleted year old girl was allowed in the bar at all, let alone for the cock show. TIT Wow ! :scratch:

What is it about you that attracts all the mooks? Seriously, in a dozen trips over the past two years, I haven't had the misfortune to come across one...yet.

Glad you found your version of a perfect body to admire. Mine is on a show dancer at a BT bar. Every time we get together, I have to take some time to just admire his physique. Perfect for me. Slender, toned, proportional everywhere, perfect skin. Delicious.

Thanks for posting some Bangkok reports. I spend all my time in Pattaya, so interesting to hear about some different venues. Sounds like the only thing I am missing are the fuck shows....I am surprised they are not allowed in Pattaya, but again, TIT. No way to make it seem logical.

Have fun. A few short days and I am on my way back to Thailand. :party

[a447]

What is it about you that attracts all the mooks? Seriously, in a dozen trips over the past two years, I haven't had the misfortune to come across one...yet.

Yeah, I don't know what happened this time. In the past I have only seen a few, but this trip has been very unusual in that respect.

As for the fuck shows, I'll sit and watch but don't usually go to particular bars just to see them. They are all basically the same. Hotmale, however, was pretty good as one of the guys - the one with the huge smile- really put on a show for us.

I'm now back in Australia, but planning my next trip already!

[SlaveDriver]

Hi 447, thankks a million for your valuable contributions on this forum. Your detauled report is very impressive and informative. I wish everyone can follow your professionalism in this forum. I am sure "loosers" are going to jump at me for this statement.

Also I must mention you are not a cheap charlie like me who spend the money and pay well the guys. I am sure you did not get full value for the money you spent .......

I am also like you spend around USD 6000 on a 2 weeks holiday excluding the the Airfare and Hotel Bills.

I think you are like me who work hard and play hardin life.

Thank you so much :party

[a447]

Thank you for your generous comments, slavedriver. Yeah, I certainly like to play hard - we only live once and I believe in living life to thd limit. Two of my passions are fucking and eating and I dont try to save money in those areas. As for getting value for money I think I do ok. I usually just pay the boys the going rate but I often add a tip if I am particularly pleased with their service. I guess it is kind of an extra payment in recognition of the unpalatable job they have to do.
As for how much I spend, I really dont know. When I:m on holiday it is a case of spend whatever I want to and worry about it later if I have to.

[latintopxxx]

slave and a447...get a room...don"t scare the horses.....besides the huge sucking sound is distracting...

[a447]

Slavedriver wrote:
I am sure "loosers" are going to jump at me for this statement.

And here he is. Right on cue.

Come in, spinner! :sign5: