Your best BOY stories!

[Neal]

What was your favorite or probably stupidest story a boy made you fall for?

Many years ago when I was just a new pup to Thailand my boy of a few months or a year or two, (can't remember that long back) I was home in USA and I got into the car where I kept my mobile and there was a message. An urgent message from my poor sweet love in Thailand.

he was crying. Wailing was more like it. "mama die", he wailed. Oh he could nt keep a word straight he was so hysterical. I was so upset for him I was crying. Immediately I started calling Continental and trying to find flights that would depart right away to be with him and give him financial and sweet support. I had to wait til I got to the office but called him and tried to comfort him on the phone. He was hysterical to say the least.

I got to the office, found a flight for the next morning and called him back and said, "OK OK I am coming and I will be there tomorrow. I will help you with everything and be with you". Well all at once the crying stopped. I mean like turning off a spiket. "You come tomorrow?" he said. "Yes" I said, "I come right away!" There was a pause and then he said "Pa? I call you back". An erie feeling started to come over me.

Ten minutes later he called me back and said "Pa? My friend he joke me!! He call me and he know mama in the hospital and he say mama die. I call hospital. Mama NO DIE!!!"

To this day whenever I see him I say, "Mama die!!!" and he runs.

[christianpfc]

The few stories I heard (or read when we were chatting online) from boys were not convincing and with little effort, so I think they now know that Farang now widely know that the "sick buffalo" (I never heard about a buffalo) and "mother in hospital" do not exist, and we immediately changed subject after a "sorry, cannot" from my side.

The only story that sticks out is a boy who asked me to buy gold for him so he can take it to the pawn show to get money for his rent.

When staying at the Copa a while back I ended up with one of the waiters from the Corner bar staying with me for a few days (i should add that he no longer works there) so after I'd returned home he called me saying how much he SO missed me and all the usual crap, but then proceeded to tell me that he was very sick now and needed some money urgently as he had to visit the doctor and now had no money left for his room.

Needless to say I took this with a large pinch of salt but played along for the fun of it and asked him just how sick he was ? To which he said "oh I very bad, I have real big pain every day, the doctor even had to take X-rays and now I need special medicine and its so expensive for me and I cannot afford :-(

And when I asked him just EXACTLY what the doctor had said was wrong with him after looking at his X-rays etc, I nearly creased in two from laughing when the reply came back and in all seriousness and with a very worried tone in his voice that he had VAGINITIS !!!! Lol

Ha ha I can only assume that some previous farang customer had told him to say this as a joke telling him it would be a great way of getting money out of other farang, whilst also of course then letting us all know that he was chancing his arm with us (great idea actually!) but I just couldn't contain myself from laughing out loud and after my jokingly asking him just how long he'd been suffering from an infection on his vagina he was furious and hung up on me ! Ha ha Bless lol ;-))

[alipatt-old]

The only story that sticks out is a boy who asked me to buy gold for him so he can take it to the pawn show to get money for his rent.

Pawn shop or porn ?

[thenorthguy]

Sleeping soundly at 2.30 in the morning the boy was up and said he had to go as he just got a message saying his friend had a bike accident. He asked for some money to help him....I asked to see the meesage he said he deleted it. I thought oh of course deleted so sad....he stood there expecting some money....i said take care and will see you tomorrow.

The next night i went to the bar to see how his friend was...he was there obviously having a good time with other customers....he noticed me and i said oh i meant to give you some money last night, i pulled out a wad of money ready to give him, a great smile came across his face....i said oh wrong pocket....i gave him 1 baht and told to spend wisely....


I love it! Reverse snag. DaBoss

[christianpfc]

pawn shop

[pong]

not best-should maybe have been among the ''embarrassing'' post a few weeks ago-but then this was a barboy:
In the time when I did the bars more as I now do, came back to see if some hottie was still there. Well he was-but engaged with some other visitor. Sat down, a newbie country bumpkin jumped on me and started all the things i do not like at all so fast. After a while the boss/manager (for some of you maybe even the mamasan?) called to him"Owk pai! (off you!)- Ao dee kwaa! (he wants better!).
And the lad went away.
Now- do I have taste or not? The hottie came over pretty soon-was tactic at removing him from the drinking session with that otehr visitor. Some bars do know how to treat their steady customers, or not? face?