pantomime

[paperboy]

The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the genie on stage last night.

To be fair the audience did try to warn him...

I'm not one to gossip - but it may well be that he is used to having a lad in.

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[witchhunt]

Was his name Noddy, if so he was the bar manager or owner.

I hear that on making his way on to the stage to the tune of "Poker Face", he failed to nod to any of the audience.

Had I been there, I would have been most offended.

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