My buffalo angry money pleace !

An angry water buffalo that probably escaped from a local slaughterhouse went bizerk in Soi ChaiPornVitee 9 and hurt few people. A female elderly was hurt while she was walking back home at the beginning of the soi (land). The angry water buffalo also went hit on concrete fence of a young lady who was hanging up her laundry. She was hurt from scratches and bruises. Police and rescue team call a vet from Pattaya elephant village to come with anesthetic gunshot, which was supposed to start working in 30 minutes. The shot was not working and the buffalo was still very angry hiding himself in a twiggy bush that cut and hurt him. Finally, police had to contact local slaughterhouse to come and get him out from the bush. The buffalo was captured and being kept at the slaughterhouse till the owner was found. Police said if no one claims ownership of this water buffalo, they would give the buffalo to the injured victim as compensations for their damages and injuries.
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Looks like Thaiquila ordered beef at the wrong place again...

[TOQ]

Looks like Thaiquila ordered beef at the wrong place again...

You are just so so bad :)

john

Thank you! I do my best! :)

If a farang was attacked by the buffalo would he have been given it too? I'd like to see one of us trying to get it through check-in, trying not to pay the excess baggage.

Why take it home?

Just buy it a gold chain and a cell phone and call it your boyfriend !

If the buffalo had on a speedo and was near Jomtien beach no one would of noticed him. :clown:

[Aunty]

If the buffalo had on a speedo and was near Jomtien beach no one would of noticed him. :clown:

Now that's insulting!

Where the hell are the hung Spanish Bullfighters' when you need them?

Aunty wrote:

Where the hell are the hung Spanish Bullfighters' when you need them?

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Why take it home?
Just buy it a gold chain and a cell phone and call it your boyfriend !

I know many of us have paid for buffalo 'cremations' we suspect took place over a split oil-drum (Served with rice, kee nu prik & the bier was bier Singha--But before we run out and buy (yet) another chain and phone, consider the implications: how much to feed and house a buffalo? Might we simply put him up in a love nest at La Poop Pot Apartments (Across the hall from boygorge.) with a squat-suam, two (paying) room mates and several stuffed toys?
Can we rent him out to 'plough' other 'Paddys'...and Peters and Johns? Who keeps the off-fees?
And should 'he' turn out to be a gatoey!...The mind boggles thinking of the paying for hair and makeup! And the frocks! And just imagine the laundry bills!
What about his mama & papa?...Must one support them too?
And the monthly guilt...gilt checks?...Direct deposit?...Baht?...Buffalo nickles?...Buffalo grass? What?
Of upmost importance: How can we be sure Buffalo Billy Bhoy is over eighteen?
If this idea catches on as the chic Trophy-Boy-Friend (High-maintenance-queen) of choice....Well, I'm glad I'm merely (according to Madam Pearl.) "piss elegant." However gauche; I think I'll skip the 'high-priced spread' and stick with the smoother, two-legged, old-fashioned, generic num.

Giving the buffalo to the woman he attacked reminds me of the story of the Thai King (Real 'King'...Not the 'other' type.) who sent his enemy a white elephant; from whence derives the term: White elephant...as in, sale--At which many denizen of this board can be found on weekends. Unfortunately; so far none have found takers.