Strangers Telling how to Spend Money & Bragging.

[bucknaway]

While on holiday in Thailand. I came across a nice enough guy. He kinda reminded me of Woody Allen in looks and manner. A Farang fellow who immediately began talking about his money-boy troubles. He was having no luck at all with the guys. He told how some could not get it up for him so he threw them out of the room. "They blew 3000 Baht!" he told me. He went on to say that he tips guys on average, 3000 Baht and as high as 6000 baht for a nights work on his bottom. Okay, he didn't say they had to work on his bottom, but he did let on that he was more interested in a top thai guy.

During the conversation he let on that he was interested in a guy he saw on the streets of Sunee. The guy he liked was an older guy. Not as limp wristed as many of the guys you would find in the area but no one would confuse him with a construction worker either.

Well, he was too shy to talk to the guy and just could not seem to make up his mind on if he should approach the guy or not. He then went on to say how he was too shy to do it so I got up and did it for him. I found the guy and had him follow me to meet Woody Allen's twin. I even started them off in conversation and once they were able to talk without my input I prepared to leave. My bill for my coke and the 2 hosts that I purchased drinks for was presented and it was not much. Maybe 220 baht. (I had a coke). Well, Mister 2000 to 6000 baht tipper told me to leave a 50 baht tip. I smiled at him and told him. "Hey! This is my money....." And I then left a 20 baht tip. He then mumbled that it should be a 50 baht tip.

Well...... The next day I ran into old Mr. Moneybags walking into a very inexpensive hotel. "You stay here?" He asked me. I told him no and asked him the same question. He said yes. I thought it was an uncomfortable "Yes."

I asked him how his night went with the guy that worked in the laundry that I fetched for him. He said it was aweful. He said the guy was too drunk to perform so he threw him out of his room and saved himself 3000 Baht.

Now, as I write this, I wonder if that 3000 baht he is saving is the 3000 baht he is claiming to tip but has never truly let it leave his fingers????

Hell... I can claim to be a big a big tipper too if I never pay out the tip!

I could have told him a thing or two on how to stay in a better place. He could Save a few thousand baht here and there and stay in a room that the guys he is not tipping would feel comfortable in.

50 baht tip my eye!

The nerve of some people!

Where was he when I went there specifically buy drinks for those guys? And Tipped them too? Where was Woody Allen then? Answer me that!?

Oh it just burns my noodle when some Mary, from Lord knows where starts telling ya what to do and then you find out they are not the Prince they pretend to be....

Oh well... Tomorrow is another day in the land of Smiles. :party

[DCbob]

Certainly glad that I am not in Pattaya right now.
:occasion5:
I kind of look like Woody Allen, and would hate to be confused with "your friend". (Sorry Buck I could not resist that last part).
I hope to never encounter him when I arrive at the end of November.

Bucky,

I just saved 20 million on a Bentley I didn't buy, a further 15 million on a house I didn't buy, 500,000 baht on first class tickets I sent back...........are you catching my drift?............... :laughing3:

Pattaya..........full of Champagne mouths and lemonade pockets!

i once saved ┬г2 by running after a bus but not getting on it .. but then i realised i could have run after a cab and saved my self ┬г10 instead ... i was most upset :tongue3:
pattaya and bullshit .. who ever would have thought the two of them went together so well ? :dontknow:
p.s. does beachy look like woody allen :sign5:

[cdnmatt]

Pattaya..........full of Champagne mouths and lemonade pockets!

And ex-CIA and SAS officers!

Pattaya..........full of Champagne mouths and lemonade pockets!

And ex-CIA and SAS officers!


:laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3:

Yeah,

They can't own up like me to being a humble Weapons engineer ( electrician) in the Navy, they've got to be full blown SAS Colonels!........

A bit like, I met him in a bar but he was the MANAGER!...... :laughing3:

Shhhhhhhhh -

I'm actually Elvis Presley

:glasses7:

[Narakmak]

That would be an epic movie.
The REAL Woody Allen, old now as he is, playing a character as a gay sex tourist in Sunnee Plaza.
I'd pay 100 baht for that!

That would be an epic movie.
The REAL Woody Allen, old now as he is, playing a character as a gay sex tourist in Sunnee Plaza.
I'd pay 100 baht for that!

why?? just go there and your apart of the movie.. plenty of wanna be woody's who cant get wood im sure
blue pill anyone ??

[Manforallseasons]

I don't know why but the gay beach in Pattaya has always attracted the most hideous farangs.

I don't know why but the gay beach in Pattaya has always attracted the most hideous farangs.

Obviously you have not feasted your eyes on the geriatric lizards baking on the beach @ Key West my dear.

At least the hideous farangs @ Pattaya have the decency to keep their shorts/speedos on.


:occasion9:

My dear Scottish-Guy, I have no idea were you hang out at Jomtien Beach or it's a matter of you needing new glasses but down where I sit which is near Tui's Place, I see water buffalo at least 2 or 3 times a day strolling beachside as though they were God's gift! There is nothing worse than seeing a 75 year old man walking on the beach in a string bikini with his ass sagging out around it! Nothing worse than seeing some water buffalo that is the size of me strolling beachside with his big fat lard ass bulging out of it screaming for help!

One of the stores I used to own sold fashionable swimsuits. In the beginning I used to work shifts in the store also. One day this big fat Katoy walks up to me and hands me this speedo and asks if they come in extra large. My reply which of course surely cost me the patronage of another customer, I said, sweetie, if you need an extra large your ass doen'st belong in that!! The same goes for muscle T shirts! When you are over 30 or so, baby, throw them away because most of the time its fat you are displaying and that is why they call them "muscle shirts".

Unfortunately, not all those who violate the above rules of decency are reading this forum and therefore I must continue to see these people walk by strutting along with the idea that someone is going to want to fuck that!

Maybe that's it! Maybe I should go around to some of the bars in a string bikini and let everyone get a good look at what they look like in those things and maybe they would get the hint and stop wearing them. Actually not, they think that they look like the cat's meow in them and every boy is going to go after them like honey. :bootyshake: :pukeleft: :bootyshake: :pukeleft:

..There is nothing worse than seeing a 75 year old man walking on the beach in a string bikini with his ass sagging out around it! Nothing worse than seeing some water buffalo that is the size of me strolling beachside with his big fat lard ass bulging out of it screaming for help!

Yes there is!

Seeing the above without the string bikini!!
Au Naturelle!!
Nakey!!

Think about it - go, on, get a good mental picture

That's what you get @ Key West and that's my point!

:leb:

OMG!!! I never even thought about that!!! Thanks for giving me that mental picture and now wanting to cut that side of my brain out!
:kap: :pottytrain1: :pukeleft:

[cdnmatt]

You know that old saying of, "believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see"? That's very, very, VERY relevant to Thailand, even up here in Issan. You just tend to meet jackass after jackass, all lieing about who they are and how important they are.

Although up here you can meet some guys who are pretty down to earth, don't give a shit, and are just themselves. These guys have generally been around Issan for a while, and don't worry about putting on a show. Except this type of farangs tend to have a very low standard of farangs in Issan, and honestly, rightfully so. Can be a pain sometimes though, because for example, I'll tell them I work online and they'll just assume I spam Viagra ads to millions of people a day, or whatever. Ohhh, for fuck sakes, you know?

[Manforallseasons]

You just tend to meet jackass after jackass, all lieing about who they are and how important they are.(quote)cdmatt

You are talking about someone that loves the beach?

You just tend to meet jackass after jackass, all lieing about who they are and how important they are.(quote)cdmatt

You are talking about someone that loves the beach?


the wonderful thing about the liars and bull shitters is they you can choose to ignor them or just play along ... if they can lie then you should do the same back .. it can be great fun trying to out shit the bull shitter :idea1:

[1PR4BKK]

Unfortunately, that is an all too common thing I have seen in Thailand. Whenever I run across those type of grandiose wanna be's I just politely get rid of them because I know their stories will increase and my patience will decrease. I've never understood why people have to try to impress others by saying they are more that what they are when they must realize that the truth will eventually come out. The Land of Smile is also the Land of Fantasy in more ways than one.

[cottmann]

Why is it, that after decades of discrimination from straights, elderly gays now face discrimination from gay agists!! Hey, I've paid my dues to let let younger gays enjoy a lifestyle without the threat of discrimination/imprisonment I faced when I was somewhere between my teens and 40s. Moreover, just consider - you'll be older some day - and sooner than you think!! Do you want others to discriminate you then - to comment how your butt is sagging, and how you have man boobs? Your svelte body will soon succumb to age and gravity, and do you really want people my age (++65) to start snickering on adversely commenting on how soon your butt will sag, cellulite will set in, and your pecker will be useful only for peeing (unless you use Viagra)? And Remember, we older gays have the money - and money talks!

Why is it, that after decades of discrimination from straights, elderly gays now face discrimination from gay agists!!

You seem to suggest this is something new - it isn't!

I am no longer a spring chicken myself, but even when I was one I had no desire to shag some saggy-arsed, man-boobed, geriatric - and that was 35 years ago!

My view is that it is good to see many young gay men empowered sufficiently that they do not feel that they have to resort to sex with some dirty old man to get their rocks off - or to earn money to live. Of course it can be a bit frustrating as well but that's life.

Let's put it this way - if you go over to the Family Mart chiller cabinet armed with money to buy a sandwich and you are confronted with a choice between a lovely fresh one in the chiller cabinet - succulent, inviting, and full of plumptiousness - and there is another from 2 days ago which is all dried up and curled at the edges and which looks as if you might vomit if you put it in your mouth, which do you choose??

:sign5:

[kittyboy]

And Remember, we older gays have the money - and money talks!

and complains as well.

And Remember, we older gays have the money - and money talks!

and complains as well.

And the value diminishes with time.

[cdnmatt]

And Remember, we older gays have the money - and money talks!

Are you insinuating that us younger folk don't have money?

[kittyboy]

And Remember, we older gays have the money - and money talks!

and complains as well.

And the value diminishes with time.

You have come up with a new economic idea..You have linked money and complaints into the diminishing time value of both money and complaints.

And may I add, they are both worthless unless backed by the full faith and credit of a reputable entity.

[Beachlover]

Bucknaway... Thanks for giving us another example of the kind of moron farang that's all too common in Pattaya (and Thailand). :rolling:


where I sit which is near Tui's Place, I see water buffalo at least 2 or 3 times a day strolling beachside as though they were God's gift! There is nothing worse than seeing a 75 year old man walking on the beach in a string bikini with his ass sagging out around it! Nothing worse than seeing some water buffalo that is the size of me strolling beachside with his big fat lard ass bulging out of it screaming for help!
:sign5: It's like an outdoor mortuary.



Why is it, that after decades of discrimination from straights, elderly gays now face discrimination from gay agists!!

You seem to suggest this is something new - it isn't!

I am no longer a spring chicken myself, but even when I was one I had no desire to shag some saggy-arsed, man-boobed, geriatric - and that was 35 years ago!

My view is that it is good to see many young gay men empowered sufficiently that they do not feel that they have to resort to sex with some dirty old man to get their rocks off - or to earn money to live. Of course it can be a bit frustrating as well but that's life.
Yep... Totally agree!


Remember, we older gays have the money - and money talks!
Only to those who need it... and if that's what you're going to lead with, good luck getting something genuine.



And Remember, we older gays have the money - and money talks!
Are you insinuating that us younger folk don't have money?
I think that's what he likes to think...

[latintopxxx]

In Thailand...and almost everywhere elsewhere...money=power.........if you got the money you set the ground rules....real simple...especially in the gogo boy universe...