Why I believe in God

New evidence emerged this week of God's increasing impatience at Americans' moral narcissism. Living in America is now clearly a health hazard and the only obvious explanation is that God is fed up with Americans (and who can blame Her?)
- http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/ed ... edit_x.htm (http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2006-05-04-health-brits-edit_x.htm)

and I know her personally..she's a one-legged black lesbian who save whales. And Pattaya is the Thai name for Paradise.
The devil is certainly at work on here as we can see from some of the stranger posters but there is one great puzzle I do not understand in this life..
do you really believe in socialized medicine Homitern. Surely it's against your religion ?