Pattaya report

[a447]

I arrived in Pattaya after an underwhelming Friday night in Bangkok. I started off with a pina colada at Maxi's in Soi twilight and then decided to act on advice given on this forum - advice to go check out number 9 at Screwboys, as he allegedly has a massive cock. I approached the door and said I just wanted to look for a minute. No problem, I was told. i went in and was immediately ushered to a table and pressure was on to buy a drink. I explained that i was looking for a particular guy.
"You no buy drink?"
"No, not yet, Just wait."
"O.k. You go now!"
and with that I was shoved out the door.
What is wrong with these losers? They do not possess an ounce of business acumen. If I had found number 9 (I didn't have time!) I would have bought at least 2 drinks, tipped him for showing me his cock and then offed him. The bar would have earned 800 baht minimum. Instead, they got nothing.
I moved on to Night Male or something or other just down the soi opposite Nature Boy. They had a fairly nice selection and I had a guy sit with me. I then noticed 2 guys in normal clothes frollicking on a sofa in the corner.
"Boss he pay police much money every month so they can work here."
No need to tell you why. Shades of Sunnee Plaza. I hightailed out of there.
I moved on back to Super A and I have already posted about my unpleasant experience there.
So it was back to Solid where I scored my partner for the night. More on that one later.
Last night - first night back in Pattaya - I went to Xboys. Only 2 other customers (but it was just 8pm) and only 1 reasonably attractive guy. I then went to happy Place, as it is getting a lot of attention on this site. I remember it as Bubbles or something last year. There were a variety of guys - someone to suit all tastes - and numbers 9 (Puy), 10 (Dee) and 222 were particularly attractive. I got 222 to sit with me but decided not to off him, even though he is very nice looking and he couldn't keep his hand off his cock. The bar was very popular, with farangs coming and going all the time. However, i did not see any guys leaving with farangs while I was there. All in all,it seems to be very well run. Just a note to the owner - a couple of the guys need to be told to smile as they seemed thoroughly miserable - as though they really didn't want to be up there on stage standing around in their jocks. (I don't blame them, actually, but it is their job afterall). I would also question the reason behind having the guys put on t-shirts before sitting with a customer. We can't admire their beautiful bodies up close if they are all covered up. :(
I finally moved on to Sunee Plaza and went to Happy Boys. Again, there were quite a few customers, so I don;t understand all this doom and gloom talk on this forum about the demise of Pattaya. It seems ok to me. I wandered around a bit and ended up with a fantastic partner last night - handsome, masculine,horney, huge cock and a bottom to boot! What more could a guy ask for!

[asdsrfr-old]

I am just back from Bangkok, Phuket, And Pattaya as well and I may write a trip report after the jet lag is over. I agree thought that some of the bars just don't get it!

Many of the doormen are so aggressive that they surround you like a pack to block your exit if you take a quick peek and decide not to stay. Doesn't exactly want to make you pop in and check things out and maybe stay for a drink.

I have once again found that the worst Mamasan/host is that Lesbian appearing person at MicMy. Greets you like an old friend and sits right next to you and aggressively pesters you for drinks/tips/offing someone etc. If you make a mistake and buy her a drink not only will the other waiters come over and then ask for one--the next time you come in the bar she will say--"last night you buy drink for me -buy me drink now!" I finally got irritated and with a smile and said to her you know you have never said thank you for anything and she hasn't! Can you imagine a bar with staff like that anywhere else?

Many of the doormen are so aggressive that they surround you like a pack to block your exit if you take a quick peek and decide not to stay. Doesn't exactly want to make you pop in and check things out and maybe stay for a drink.

I have once again found that the worst Mamasan/host is that Lesbian appearing person at MicMy. Greets you like an old friend and sits right next to you and aggressively pesters you for drinks/tips/offing someone etc. If you make a mistake and buy her a drink not only will the other waiters come over and then ask for one--the next time you come in the bar she will say--"last night you buy drink for me -buy me drink now!"


Your complaints are due to you being a whimp! When walking down Soi Twilight just say to the doorman "Don't touch". My rule for an approaching Mamasan is to say "I'll call for you if I need you. If you can't bring yourself to do this you are most likely a Brit. Excluding Leeds of course!

[atri1666]

I always asked them to pay my drinks with a smile. I never again had any problems

I am going to make two posts instead of crowding it in one.
First, as I explained before, you need to remember that Mama Sans get a percentage of each drink, usually 20 baht. Buy me a drink, is her way of making money. The same goes for offing a boy. She gets a percentage and so does the boy you may buy it for. Doormen dont usually make percentages but the doorman is well paid or should be because he is the most important person in the bar, almost. If they dont drag the customers in or lure them in, the bar doesnt do well. I also tell them to take their fucking hands off me and stop and give them the ugliest look I can. Yes, I know I am ugly anyway, Scottish. So it aint hard. When someone, mamasan or boy ask me for a drink I chase them away and say NOW YOU DONT GET ONE! I want new waiter. Try it. You will see it works well.

Thanks for the comments.
I have told them time and time again to smile. I guess I will have to raise my voice tomorrow.
I take a hands off approach about the boys and ya know, I never thought about them putting their T shirts on when going to a customer. Good point. The old manager went to Bangkok for a new job last month and I will ask the new manager why this was done and suggest to change it.

Puy and Dee and Rat (promounced Lot) will be pleased with your praise tomorrow.

Thanks again!

[bucknaway]

I am lucky to not be so jaded by it all and have never found the need or desire to become foul, nasty or rude to touts, doormen or anyone else. I could not imagine having a social friend that would become a vile and nasty person in such an ordinary situation. I try to find the nicest, most pleasant way to make a situation better.

Quickly resorting to nastiness and rudeness can only be a telling sign that you're no longer enjoying your time in the Tourist zone, maybe even Thailand. :lam:

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[a447]

Last night I went into the inaptly named Good Boys in Sunee. Although they seemed to be of legal age, I got the impression they were just a bunch of street kids. They were all sitting on the stage chuck wowing, with some guys just chatting amongst themselves, totally ignoring the 3 customers. A guy caught my eye and quickly came over to me. I let him sit down but I wasn't really interested. I bought him a drink because he put my hand down his jocks and let me play with his cock. Then another guy came over and sat down next to me uninvited. He had a massive cock and he was stroking it while watching straight porn on his mobile phone. I basically said "thanks, but no thanks." The young mama san was very pushy , so in the end I left and went across the street to Krazy Dragon. They had quite a few customers but only a few boys. Apparently many have gone home, although the cute guy who was sitting with me said they should come back soon. The guys who were there were a little annoying, not taking "no' for an answer, insisting I buy them drinks ot that they sit with me. I prefer the old KD when there were lots of guys of all types circulating among the customers and who understood the meaning of "no." I've had some great times there over the years and so am willing to give it another go.
I ended up at my old haunt, offed my favourite guy and enjoyed a no holes barred night of fun back at the hotel. Some guys in Thailand have an awesome "sa-moking" technique, and he is one of them. An acrobatic bottom, too...hehe.

[Beachlover]

When walking down Soi Twilight just say to the doorman "Don't touch". My rule for an approaching Mamasan is...
I have to admit I agree. I find the touts in Soi Twilight go way overboard the way they physically grab you... The moment they approach me I just give them a hand signal to say "don't touch me" and they usually respect that... it's funny watching them grab other tourists though.

As for pestering mamasans, I just tell them I'm only here to watch the show (which in my case happens to be true) and they leave me alone after that.

[a447]

Last night i started off at Happy Place. i was thrilled to see that the owner had already taken my suggestions to heart and had actually acted upon them! The suggestions were that the boys smile more and that they do not put on a tshirt when they sit with you. An owner who listens to his customers - no wonder the bar was packed again last night. I sat with a guy and we watched the show together. It was a very sexy affair and there were even 2 massive hard-ons for our appreciation in the final act. All the boys seemed to be genuinely enjoying themselves dancing about up on stage. Lots of laughing, smiling and eye-contact. Number 222 (Rat) is HOT!! But he's a top only. :( I must off him before I leave as I'd love to look into those beautiful eyes and get my hands on his rather large cock.
I then moved on to A Bomb where they have an incredible selection of older, masculine and very handsome boys. Even though they are manly types, I was told that a number of them bottom. I ended up offing a very handsome guy with a beautiful body. Although he was straight, I had a great time with him. I didn't check out his cock before I offed him (something I usually do, as I have an aversion to silicone and mooks) his cock turned out to be thin but it very long - around 8 inches maybe.

A447, thanks for post - I'm sure you were drooling even as you typed it - but have you any idea what a raddled, lecherous old degenerate it makes you appear?

Just asking.

:rolling:

[a447]

Yeah, I know what it makes me look like but I love a bit of sleaze.

AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Life is for living. It is akin to a raging river. You can either sit on the bank and watch the river flow on by, or you can jump right in. I like to take the plunge, so to speak. :)

Yeah, I know what it makes me look like but I love a bit of sleaze.

AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Life is for living. It is akin to a raging river. You can either sit on the bank and watch the river flow on by, or you can jump right in. I like to take the plunge, so to speak. :)


FAIR ENOUGH!!

More power to your phallus!


:hello1:

Yeah, I know what it makes me look like but I love a bit of sleaze.

haha. I like your posts. This was a good thread.

I'm sure you were drooling even as you typed it - but have you any idea what a raddled, lecherous old degenerate it makes you appear?
I do like to say hello to as many people who come into the bar as possible. The night before, I had a young gentleman say hello back and responded to me with a sentence or two that made me realize that I was 99% sure that it was A447 but he didnt stop for more than a 1/2 minute. All I can say is that if that was him, he is nowhere near what you called him and even if he were, which he is not, it would be better than a self centered, egotistical, Scot that has to make catty nasty comments to almost everyone on every thread and think that he is funny and cute. You are not and never will be.
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[Beachlover]

he is nowhere near what you called him and even if he were, which he is not, it would be better than a self centered, egotistical, Scot that has to...
Here comes round 53!

Wait! Let me get a beer first. :rolling:

Here comes round 53!

Glass houses petal.

[a447]

Yeah Justme, it was me dropping by for a lecherous time ...hehe. BTW I think scottishguy was just having a bit of fun with me - I don't ever take anything seriously. Especially as I know I'm kinda sleazy.

Last night a friend came down from Bangkok to meet with me. He said he wanted to spend the night in Sunnee Plaza. Against my better judgement, I agreed. We actually separated for half an hour once we got there; he went into Good Boys and walked across the soi into Krazy Dragon again. Unfortunately, it was the same as an earlier visit - very few boys and most of them spent their time chatting together standing in a corner on the stage. Mark needs to have a word with them and make sure they circulate.
We then met up and went into Nice Boys. I went there last year and fled as quickly as possible as soon as I had entered - it was like visiting a primary school. This time around, all the boys seemed to be of legal age but only just. I like em a it older. I tried to drag my friend back to Boyztown but he insisted on goihg for a bit of a wander. We ended up in a place called Eros. Again, last year none of the boys looked legal, but now it is full of older (and just plain old) guys. # guys surrounded us and were joking and carrying on with us. My friend grabbed a boy and took him off to a dark corner of the bar, presumably to get to know him a bit better. Meanwhile, number 22 pulled out his cock (a nice size, too) and tried to get me to "sa-moke" him. As sleazy as I am, there are some things I won't do - having sex in public is one of them. A grope is ok though....hehe. I was by now quite horney as number 2 - a cute bottom - sat down and grabbed my cock and was playing with it inside my shorts. Mmmm...this could lead to something big, I thought. Just then, number 11 came up and started joking around. Actually he was kinda funny. We had our usual barboy/customer deep and meaningful (what your name, where u from, how long u stay Pattaya). But he excited me by asking me a new question - "what u like do in bed"?" Wow! I told him I like to fuck guys but don't want to be fucked. "Can do! Can do! U can fuck me, no probrem. Shuu-a!" Strange, as he didn't look like a bottom. So I asked the mama-san. "Can I fuck him?" Speaking from the same page of the Thai-English phrase book, he said "Can do! Can do! U can fuck him, no probrem. Shuu-a!" So I took the plunge and offed him.
On the way back he wanted to go into 7-11 to get something to eat. I told him he could eat and drink anything he wanted. But he also managed to pick up a heap of face-whitening creams and facial scrubs. "Isn't that nice," I thought. "He wants to make himself look good for me."
When we got to reception at the hotel, he didnd't have an ID card. He was clearly over 18 so no problem there but warning bells started to ring.
Once in the room, the bells became deafening. he immediately turned on the T.V. and settled in to watch the soccer. I reminded him I had offed him for sex. "O.k. I chuck-wow you, you sleep, I watch football." Eager to get the job done and get back to the match, he stripped off and lay on the bed. He only showered at my insistence. I asked him to sa-moke me. 'Sorry, can not do. I not gay. I chuck wow you." A fuck seemed a bit improbable, but you live in hope. "O.k Don't sa-moke me. I'll fuck you now." "No can do. I call number 2 at bar. He gay. He come here. You can fuck him. You pay me 1000 baht. O.k.?" I told me to get out and I got up and started putting my clothes back on. Realising the situation he suddenly changed his mind. "O.k! O.k! I sa-moke you." Well, he did....for about 30 seconds. Looking at my watch, it was past 2 am so there was little change of finding anyone else. "You chuck wow me, I chuck-wow you, then I watch football." We'd come full circle. "O.k. I'll chuck wow you." With that he got up, came back to bed with his mobile phone and started watching
staight porn while I did the deed. By now, I was past angry. I just wanted the nightmare to end. But it didn't - it took a full 30 minutes for him to cum.
Now I know that most guys in the bars are straight, but they always manage to put on a good show and you'd never really know they weren't gay. Guys like this have no place in a gay bar. I'll drop by Eros tonight and ask for my off fee back. Of course I know I won't get it, but at least I will have made a point. As long as you employ guys like that in the bar, I for one will never go near the place.
As the saying goes, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it aint no fucking chicken.

[newalaan]

Looking at my watch, it was past 2 am so there was little change of finding anyone else.a447, you don't need to believe there is no chance of finding another guy even at that time in the morning. I don't know where you normally stay when in Pattaya, but if you are anywhere close to the Wat Chai eateries on Second Road, there are heaps of willing cute, attractive gay lads who go there to eat after work and with no off are happy to try for a last chance hook up. My bf and i usually go by there for something to take back to Mosaik,some of the time there we split up to seek out our particular food, and when alone checking out the food stalls i always get approached.

The guy you took from Eros didn't deserve a minute more of the time you virtually wasted on him nor any great tip. He definitely deserved to be 'let go' just out of the principal of being lied to and taking advantage of your good nature in 7-11 if you didn't first invite him to buy anything he wanted. A real chancer. Neither Eros or the mamasan come out looking too good here either.

Yeah Justme, it was me dropping by for a lecherous time ...hehe. BTW I think scottishguy was just having a bit of fun with me - I don't ever take anything seriously. Especially as I know I'm kinda sleazy...

Well done a447 - yes I was having a bit of a jest with you - as evidenced by my follow-up comment.

Not that Miss Arbuckle has any idea of what other people might find funny or not - she doesn't find my humour funny and her opinion is all that matters, far less that of the person I was actually addressing.

Instead the cheap cow spends her time taking invalid money-off coupons to establishments, a month after the vouchers expired - not what you'd expect from a multi-millionaire as she has told us she is, but I guess maybe she takes after Howard Hughes in eccentricity and stores her own piss in empty milk-bottles in Happy Place - who knows. I hope she turns the CCTV off while she fills them.

But she won't find that funny either.

:laughing3: :laughing3:

8 minutes after my posting this she has emerged from "invisible" - so I expect an imminent riposte. :sign5:

What I find funny or not is irrelevant.
I dont make it a habit of "collecting cpupons" but when a charity event has given out prizes as vouchers and a person has freinds that come in to town and suggest that they dine at a place, and I remeber that one person can eat free, well I see no problem with someone taking advantage of it. It IS NOT like having a store coupon good for a particular week, dear. Burt meanwhile, I guess the bottom line is still that the business did expect to shell out ONE set dinner, it was a short time later and it would not have killed them to honor their coupon. What they still did was to lose 4 people who would have PAID for their dinners and possibly had return customers. They blew it. I could care less about a freaking 500 baht or whatever, it was the principle. It was customer service.

What I find funny or not is irrelevant....

How true.

Now you can go back and edit your response.

:sign5:

[a447]

Last night I headed off to Good Boys in Sunnee Plaza, after being given a recommendation by a member of this forum. Apparently every Monday and Wednesday nights at 9 pm a farang pays for the boys to have a shooting contest. Goota see this, I thought. I got to the bar at 8:45 to make sure I got a front row seat for the event, but when I went inside, the place was empty. Just me watching guys jacking off on stage. 9 pm came and went, and there was no sign of this farang. Obviously, he has since moved on. A cute guy with a huge cock approached me.
"I chuck wow you 200 baht, ok?"
"Where?"
"Here."
"Here?? Thii nii??"
"Shuu-a. No probrem. Can do. yada yada..."
Now, although I my standards are pretty low, I DO have them and being jacked off in public is not one of them.
I ended up watching him chuck wow sitting next to me.
"Where will you come?"
"Here. No probrem," he said, pointing to the seat. I immediately jumped up and checked to make sure my part of the sofa was dry. Thankfully, it was.
The deed was done - he actually came on his stomach and I enjoyed watching the cum slowly slide down his six-pack into his well trimmed bush.
I walked awkwardly out of the bar and headed to Happy Boys to pick up my partner for the night. We then headed off to Happy Place where, after talking with the owner and viewing some cctv footage (see thread below) we went inside to watch the show. Now I've seen lots of Thai guys sitting in gay bars with their farangs bored shitless with the whole deal, because they are gay for pay and don;'t see what we see in the male body. But my guy is actually gay (although you'd never guess from looking at him) and he thoroughly enjoyed the show. We later sat there looking at the boys and comparing notes on who we thought was hot. He agreed with me on 222, 9, 15 and 23. I spoke to 23 upstairs in the toilet, but, unfortunately, he's a top only. The bar was full and we had to find a seat right on the edge of the sofa near the door. But we were still able to get a good view. By comparison, Good Boys had 2 customers (including me) and Happy Boys had 3.

Seems like Good Boys gave a good show why go to the rest when you had the best?

Happy Boys I remember as Swish City......Yuk!

Happy bar? The owner dominates this board with nothing but venom........The Cum on the guys stomach is perferable to the venom of the Unhappy Bar!

Actually compared to this idiot unclejustme, Beachlover has become a pleasure to read!

:sign5: Obviously a second handle. Coming from someone who has been on this board less than 2 months........ :sign5:
You started attacking me on your SECOND POST on this board and more than 1/2 of your posts are nasty put downs on almost everyone.
So who are you really? Obviously a second handle out to prove a point.

Sorry justbuc, I won't join your rather small group of asses.

[newalaan]

Seems like Good Boys gave a good show why go to the rest when you had the best? Happy Boys I remember as Swish City......Yuk! Happy bar? The owner dominates this board with nothing but venom........The Cum on the guys stomach is perferable to the venom of the Unhappy Bar!Actually compared to this idiot unclejustme, Beachlover has become a pleasure to read! 'Man4AllSeasons'.......Is there yet another two-for-the-price-of-one special on Gin bottles at Friendship this week? or some other equally pathetic explanation for that load of dross? What a loser!

Newalaan, is that a chip on your shoulder or a bolder?

[newalaan]

Newalaan, is that a chip on your shoulder or a bolder?You are aware, are'nt you? that there is no mod/owner saftey-net intervention here to alter your gin-soaked posts into something which actually make sense to others before they appear on a thread, as is the way at gaybuttblog. I think you may have logged onto the wrong forum. A bolder what? who is bolder? Maybe you mean boulder. Now finish off the glass and tip-toe off to bed.

[Beachlover]

Actually compared to this idiot...

Obviously a second handle. Coming from someone who has been on this board less than 2 months........
No, it's actually something like his 15th-20th handle here... He's been deleted that many times.

Man4AllSeasons is the poster otherwise known as Undaunted/Manfucker. You know all about him now Unkie. He's quite possibly the creepiest farang prowling around Pattaya.

Oh, ok. Thanks. If you check out his posts...welll you can see everything. He talks about someone having venom, he should read all of his own posts! :sign5:

is it Beachlover? Do people really give a fuck?

Diec! If you meant he has noting to add of any substance, well I do not think that is newsworthy!

Diec! If you meant he has noting to add of any substance, well I do not think that is newsworthy!

Newalaan you are wasting your time with this piece of trash !

Did I mention combat? Gone Fisting seems to have gone walkabout and there's that dreadful little man from Chicago who spent many years closeted among the terrorists in the Middle East and is a friend of Smiles'. There's combat, of course. George has returned to Blighty. And let's not forget combat(quote)thonglor?

And on and on

[Beachlover]

Well, you've also seen his gayromeo profile so if he comes to your bar to off a boy, at least you'll know what he wants from them. :rolling:


HI I AM GOOD HEART GUY LIVING IN PATTAYA AND I LIKE REAL MEN THAI I CAN FUCK AND THEY SUCK MY COCK! NO FACE PIC NO REPLY! NOT OVER 25!! I WOULD LOVE TO MEET SOMEONE TO CARE FOR... YOU CAN BE GAY BI OR STRAIGHT>>>BUT YOU MUST LOOK AND ACT LIKE A MAN
*Profile no longer exists

You guys are worthy of more! Once while walking in Paragon a Danish woman asked me if was Liam Neeson I said no, but It felt good!

You guys are worthy of more! Once while walking in Paragon a Danish woman asked me if was Liam Neeson I said no, but It felt good!

Liam Neeson?

Really?

It could be the accent ........


.........Are you quite certain she didn't say Leslie Nielsen?

:rolling:

You guys are worthy of more! Once while walking in Paragon a Danish woman asked me if was Liam Neeson I said no, but It felt good!

Liam Neeson?

Really?

It could be the accent ........


.........Are you quite certain she didn't say Leslie Nielsen?

:rolling:


Hmmmmmmm? She was Scandinavian, they all sound the same to me, it could have been Olaf Svenson.

Hmmmmmmm? She was Scandinavian, they all sound the same to me, it could have been Olaf Svenson.


Maybe Haagen Daaz?

Hmmmmmmm? She was Scandinavian, they all sound the same to me, it could have been Olaf Svenson.


Maybe Haagen Daaz?.


K.K. There is something about that name but the ice cream is not very good, i'de prefer Giuseppe Galato!

[bucknaway]

By now, I was past angry. I just wanted the nightmare to end. But it didn't - it took a full 30 minutes for him to cum.

Why didn't you simply let go of his cock? No one was forcing you to punch the clock for a full 30 minutes :rolling:

I can imagine you slapping his pickle while gasping out loud moans of bother between sighs of annoyance :crybaby:

I think you should go and picket this gogo boy! :protest:

But the BIG question is. How much did you tip him? [attachment=0:35bd9ali]stewie money.gif[/attachment:35bd9ali]