if SIZE is all that matters

This is a public service announcement.
The biggest dick I have seen in Thailand in over 3 years ... but not the most attractive guy who owns it.
I have declined to take him off several times. Not my type at all.
He is tall, thin and covered in tattoos with shoulder length greasy hair. And he's top only.
He has a thick 8++inch, when flaccid, dick. Erect it must be over 12 inches and fat like a cucumber. No beads, no silicone, 100% all dick.
No he is not in any show but give him 50 Baht and he'll flop it out for you.

So if all you want is to be hammered into the mattress then try No.9 at Screwboys.

Wow thats big ,very big . I dont mind being hammered into the mattress but 12"+ + too big for me ! ,7 , 8 or 9' is ok for me if I can get it !!!!

His name is Mr. Ed?

I know exactly who you mean - he's been there a good while.

Give my regards to Mr Porn (the owner)

:occasion9:

Several people from SGF have tried to find him at Screwboy with no result and said that the mamasan there is very very rude.

[a447]

I went there in May looking for him, based on the info in this post. As soon as I entered I was pressured to sit down and buy a drink. I explained to the mamasan that I was looking for someone and she pushed me out the door!
Now, that certainly wouldn't happen at Happy PLace, would it, Justme. Some bar owners never learn - only see the short term dollar. Go up and show them a few things, Justme!

All I can say is that based on Cedrics post (I mean Roger) I went up to bangkok and asked to see #9 and was given the same rude treatment. They would not verify if he was there, if there was a #9 and when I asked further was escorted out.
Roger (Cedric) you really should stop posting about this imaginary person at that bar.

[a447]

Justme, if you ever DO find him, recruit him immediately for HP! I'd off him in a flash. You'd make a fortune out of me alone.
That is, if I could ever pry him from your grasp!

Justme, if you ever DO find him, recruit him immediately for HP! I'd off him in a flash. You'd make a fortune out of me alone.
That is, if I could ever pry him from your grasp!
LOL! well I do know of some extremely "large" boys" small boys with big toys and large boys with big toys. you dont have to go all the way to Bangkok but my imagination got to the best of me and I wanted a peek. next time you are going to be here, let me know what you'd like to see and I will have them come around.

All I can say is that based on Cedrics post (I mean Roger) I went up to bangkok and asked to see #9 and was given the same rude treatment. They would not verify if he was there, if there was a #9 and when I asked further was escorted out.
Roger (Cedric) you really should stop posting about this imaginary person at that bar.


I know exactly who you mean - he's been there a good while.

Give my regards to Mr Porn (the owner)

:occasion9:

and who the F... is Cedric?

:thebirdman:

Nevermind Cedric darling, the question is why you keep posting about this humongous cock and this bar when people who go up there and ask for him and if he is there get ushered to the door and thrown out. Not a very welcoming experience, wouldnt you say? maybe you should have a chat with the mamasan and let us know when she is going to be more welcoming.

Speak to Porn directly - very approachable and likes a whisky!

Having said that,I've avoided BKK since 2009 - I'm assuming that since he's been there at least 12years (inluding the brief time it turned st8) he still owns the place.

:occasion9: :occasion9:

I went there in May looking for him, based on the info in this post. As soon as I entered I was pressured to sit down and buy a drink. I explained to the mamasan that I was looking for someone and she pushed me out the door!
Now, that certainly wouldn't happen at Happy PLace, would it, Justme. Some bar owners never learn - only see the short term dollar. Go up and show them a few things, Justme!

Hi,

It's Thai owned and run, the mamasans are alcoholics and very pushy for tips and drinks. On the flip side, it depends how long you were sat there without a drink!

Porn also likes a refreshment and on occasion gets plastered and incoherent. Just another day in Paradise and the Big Mango.

Their bar and off prices were always a bit better than Soi twilight.

Nevermind Cedric darling, the question is why you keep posting about this humongous cock and this bar when people who go up there and ask for him and if he is there get ushered to the door and thrown out. Not a very welcoming experience, wouldnt you say? maybe you should have a chat with the mamasan and let us know when she is going to be more welcoming.

As far as I can recall, this is the only post on the subject I have ever made. If you can prove that I "Keep posting" about it then I would be pleased to see the links.

As for getting "ushered to the door and thrown out" it's a standard sized single door. I'm surprised a great barrel of lard like you could get through it. As for being "thrown out" ... don't be silly they are Thai boys not Sumo wrestlers.

I have always felt welcome in there. Treat the staff in a polite and courteous manner and they are most helpful ... I wonder how you behaved?

[Beachlover]

Cedric/Roger started this thread back in February. Ssamui1 just revived it...

Sorry about reviving old donkey issues but just new on here and lookin around. Just a normal guy looking for some friends n fun, no 4 legged friends , 3 legged is fine

[krobbie]

Well, it has certainly piqued my interest.

Cheers
krobbie

Yes Piggyman, you have quoted the first post on this thread. The one and only time I ever posted it.

Time for the men in white coats to visit you, methinks. :laughing3: Oink, Oink, Oink

My dear Cedric/ Roger, I DID make a mistake and I apologize. maybe it is time for the men in the white coats to take me and save me.
:tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3:

My dear Cedric/ Roger, I DID make a mistake and I apologize. maybe it is time for the men in the white coats to take me and save me.
:tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3:

Thank you. Your apology is accepted.
Now you should reconsider your contention that I am Cedric ... I am not; never have been; never will be.
Your next apology is awaited.

Here is a weird idea, given the fact that this #9 seems to be no longer available (too bad...the description was really interesting)....why don't we (you) post info about the next best thing? where the find the biggest tool in Bangkok (or Thailand in general), his number and description? ;-)

Here is a weird idea, given the fact that this #9 seems to be no longer available (too bad...the description was really interesting)....why don't we (you) post info about the next best thing? where the find the biggest tool in Bangkok (or Thailand in general), his number and description? ;-)


Alternatively, you could give those of us whose life's ambition is anything other than fitting something resembling a giant marrow up our arse, a rest from this inane cock size obsession.

:rolling:

[kittyboy]

Here is a weird idea, given the fact that this #9 seems to be no longer available (too bad...the description was really interesting)....why don't we (you) post info about the next best thing? where the find the biggest tool in Bangkok (or Thailand in general), his number and description? ;-)

Alternatively, you could give those of us whose life's ambition is anything other than fitting something resembling a giant marrow up our arse, a rest from this inane cock size obsession.
:rolling:
I have to disagree Scottishguy. IMHO obsessions are inherently funny so post away gentlemen. These guys trying to find the biggest dick to insert up their asses sort of remind me of Captain Ahab searching for the great white whale. Obsessed with the chase but while Captain Ahab ultimately died in pursuit of his obsession I suspect the gaping holes of some of our posters will allow them to obtain their obsession without fatal consequences.

Moby Dick was really a comedy with the correct perspective...or a metaphor for gay men seeking big cock?

I am only telling the SGT size queens this for their own good:

There is a limit to the number of times an anal prolapse can be repaired

I am reminded of the case of such a person - known locally as "The Blonde Siren" in Tangiers, many years ago.

Eventually "her" arse fell out for the final time.

Be warned!

:occasion9:

There is a limit to the number of times an anal prolapse can be repaired.[/b] :occasion9:

But in lexusgs's case nothing is too big for his mouth!

I am only telling the SGT size queens this for their own good:

There is a limit to the number of times an anal prolapse can be repaired

I am reminded of the case of such a person - known locally as "The Blonde Siren" in Tangiers, many years ago.

Eventually "her" arse fell out for the final time.

Be warned!

:occasion9:

Dear scottish-guy...let me say this: you are such a party-pooper (pan intended)...we are just trying to have some fun...if we like the eiffel tower or the petronas towers that does not mean we want to stick them up our asses...it is just beauty for beauty sake...sometimes you just contemplate beauty ;-)

Here is a weird idea, given the fact that this #9 seems to be no longer available (too bad...the description was really interesting)....why don't we (you) post info about the next best thing? where the find the biggest tool in Bangkok (or Thailand in general), his number and description? ;-)

As I said in the initial post, it was a public service announcement for those who like size. I am not a size-queen but I know others are.
Having given a 'pointer' to the sizeophile board members I have now been falsely accused and abused. Why should I help them any more? :dontknow:

Dear scottish-guy...let me say this: you are such a party-pooper (pan intended)...we are just trying to have some fun...if we like the eiffel tower or the petronas towers that does not mean we want to stick them up our asses...it is just beauty for beauty sake...sometimes you just contemplate beauty ;-)

Dear luni I know where I'd like to stick the Eiffel Tower no 'pun' intended!

Dear scottish-guy...let me say this: you are such a party-pooper (pan intended)...we are just trying to have some fun...if we like the eiffel tower or the petronas towers that does not mean we want to stick them up our asses...it is just beauty for beauty sake...sometimes you just contemplate beauty ;-)

Dear luni I know where I'd like to stick the Eiffel Tower no 'pun' intended!

do what you like honey...but use tons of lube and don't hurt yourself ;-)

[Beachlover]

There is a limit to the number of times an anal prolapse can be repaired

I am reminded of the case of such a person - known locally as "The Blonde Siren" in Tangiers, many years ago.

Eventually "her" arse fell out for the final time.
Oh FFS... Scottish, that's disgusting! :pukeleft:

There is a limit to the number of times an anal prolapse can be repaired

I am reminded of the case of such a person - known locally as "The Blonde Siren" in Tangiers, many years ago.

Eventually "her" arse fell out for the final time.
Oh FFS... Scottish, that's disgusting! :pukeleft:

it was worse than that Beach, Scotty had his head up there at the time, and he wasn't wearing his paper bag,,,

[bao-bao]

Those who seem so intent on putting large items through their "back door" (as some Thai say) might consider doing some research into fisting. It's a practice I personally find abhorrent, but it has its fans.

[Beachlover]

Those who seem so intent on putting large items through their "back door" (as some Thai say) might consider doing some research into fisting. It's a practice I personally find abhorrent, but it has its fans.
Fisting has its fans? I hear ******* fond of it. :occasion9:


{not funny beachy, punishment = no PM's for one month - jinks}

[Beachlover]

Oh crikey... sorry, but I wouldn't have expected it. That didn't seem anywhere near as offensive as a dozens of posts made by others here each week.

Never mind. I can't read the two PMs you just sent me, jinks so you will need to e-mail if they're important.

Oh crikey... sorry, but I wouldn't have expected it. That didn't seem anywhere near as offensive as a dozens of posts made by others here each week.

Never mind. I can't read the two PMs you just sent me, jinks so you will need to e-mail if they're important.


Ha!

You been a naughty boy Beachy???

There is a limit to the number of times an anal prolapse can be repaired

I am reminded of the case of such a person - known locally as "The Blonde Siren" in Tangiers, many years ago.

Eventually "her" arse fell out for the final time.
Oh FFS... Scottish, that's disgusting! :pukeleft:

I'm generous with my knowledge and I am only telling you for your own good Beachy - so you can change your predilictions before it's too late and you end up like the Blonde Sirene.

Make this your motto: The bottom will fall out of your world when the world falls out of your bottom.

:sharm:

My dear Cedric/ Roger, I DID make a mistake and I apologize. maybe it is time for the men in the white coats to take me and save me.
:tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3:

Thank you. Your apology is accepted.
Now you should reconsider your contention that I am Cedric ... I am not; never have been; never will be.
Your next apology is awaited.
I dont think I am ready to do that at this time. I am one of many that believe you two are one in the same and the language in your posts about the error I made, reenforced it. Maybe someday.

That didn't seem anywhere near as offensive as a dozens of posts made by others here each week.
Offensive is as offensive does.
You might want to be a bit more circumspect since this is the last board of any substance where you are still allowed to post.
Screw up here and you'll be looking for a 12 step program.

My dear Cedric/ Roger, I DID make a mistake and I apologize. maybe it is time for the men in the white coats to take me and save me.
:tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3:

Thank you. Your apology is accepted.
Now you should reconsider your contention that I am Cedric ... I am not; never have been; never will be.
Your next apology is awaited.
I dont think I am ready to do that at this time. I am one of many that believe you too are one in the same and the language in your posts about the error I made, reenforced it. Maybe someday.

Name 3 with links to where they have said that?

You certainly know how to make enemies, fat man ,,, and you've just found yourself another. :evil4: