x in pattaya
January 20th, 2011, 09:06
If you find yourself coming away from a bar filled with semi-naked boys mumbling to yourself:
They were a mixed bag of thin P1s and Q1s, to a few S3RsтАж http://shamelessmack.wordpress.com/2011 ... #more-6115 (http://shamelessmack.wordpress.com/2011/01/12/x-boys-in-pattaya-still-x-rated/#more-6115)
тАж either you should be wearing a monocle and evading the Simon Wiesenthal agents in Chile or possibly a career in Eugenics is beckoning.
For the slothful who just go to a bar to see sexy boys, you may want to print out the following guide to bring along the next time you head to Soi Twilight тАж or if youтАЩre overly concerned about a contaminated gene pool. DonтАЩt forget to pack a caliper alongside your condoms ... and I sure hope I didn't put words in anyone's mouth.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and terms like тАШslimтАЩ, тАШmuscularтАЩ, тАШsmoothтАЩ or тАШhairyтАЩ are often highly subjective.
On occasion when I need to describe a personтАЩs physical appearance, I prefer to use a more objective coding system that I have developed over the years as shorthand for myself whenever I jot down any notes. There are two different systems:
Body shape codes
In a number of posts in this blog, I use a coding system to describe a personтАЩs physique. ItтАЩs a kind of shorthand that I have developed over the years since words, in my opinion, are quite unwieldy and subjective when applied to this purpose. What is тАЬhunkтАЭ to one is тАЬpudgyтАЭ to another; what is тАЬslimтАЭ is emaciated to another.
[Photos attached below ... there are more for the truly obsessive amongst you]
In case readers wonder what the codes mean, here is an explanation.
Basically, itтАЩs a simple system that refers to two main characteristics: skeletal frame and body mass. A typical code will consist of two or more alphanumerals and look like this: W3R.
The first character indicates the skeletal frame, more specifically, the ratio of shoulder width to height:
Note: When I speak of shoulder width, I mean the distance from one outermost bony point of the shoulder (called the Acromion Process in anatomy) to the other. It does not include the fleshy shoulder. Thus, a fat person has, visually, broader shoulders than a skinny guy, but actually, they may have similar skeletal frames, and in my system, they belong to the same series.
Another point to note: A tall тАЬQтАЭ guy may have broader shoulders, in absolute terms (centimetres or inches), than a short тАЬXтАЭ guy, but he is still Q, because the code captures shoulder width relative to height.
The second character (1 to 5) indicates the amount of body mass carried on the frame. Generally, although these terms are highly subjective,
1 = underweight;
2 = slim healthy;
3 = medium;
4 = heavily built or overweight;
5 = obese.
The third character, which becomes necessary only if mass is 3 or higher, refers to the type of mass:
M = mostly lean muscle, therefore with at least some definition;
R = some muscle, softened/rounded with a little fat;
F = mostly fat.
Here are some illustrations, drawn to the similar height and poses to aid comparability. I havenтАЩt bothered to draw the rarer types, so not all the code combinations are shown here. You can click on the graphics for larger versions.
P (pole) and Q (quarter) types:
S (standard) types:
W (wide) series:
X (extra-wide or boxy) series, and specials:
The last three figures are not part of the X series. Instead, they illustrate the times when a fourth character is appended to the code. I do this when there is some striking feature of the person worth noting. Three common fourth-place tags are:
C = unusually horizontal or square shoulders;
V = striking V-shape torso;
B = beer belly.
IтАЩm not consistent about the fourth character. For example, most overweight people have big bellies, but when I make notes of overweight people I have seen, I donтАЩt record it since it is something that is implied once I write тАЬ4FтАЭ or тАЬ5FтАЭ. But if I see a beer belly in someone who isnтАЩt fat, I will record it.
My system is applicable only for men aged 18 to about 40. Above 40, age brings its own changes to body proportions and shape. A more elaborate coding system will be needed to capture them.
Body hair codes
Body hair can either be a turn-on or a turn-off. ItтАЩs quite amazing how different people are when it comes to taste, or, for that matter, how indifferent some others can be to this characteristic in a partner.
To me, itтАЩs an important consideration, and so I have long used a coding system for my diary notes, and now, for this blog.
A typical code has three alphanumerals, e.g. 1B3. The three characters represent the spread of hair on the arm, torso and leg respectively. They donтАЩt represent how thickly haired these parts are тАУ and in that, the system isnтАЩt quite good enough.
Anyway, here are some illustrations that indicate, roughly, whatтАЩs zero to 4 or A to D:
Arm:
Torso:
Leg:
http://shamelessmack.wordpress.com/codes/[attachment=6:37tdkzjf]mack 1 (2).jpg[/attachment:37tdkzjf]
They were a mixed bag of thin P1s and Q1s, to a few S3RsтАж http://shamelessmack.wordpress.com/2011 ... #more-6115 (http://shamelessmack.wordpress.com/2011/01/12/x-boys-in-pattaya-still-x-rated/#more-6115)
тАж either you should be wearing a monocle and evading the Simon Wiesenthal agents in Chile or possibly a career in Eugenics is beckoning.
For the slothful who just go to a bar to see sexy boys, you may want to print out the following guide to bring along the next time you head to Soi Twilight тАж or if youтАЩre overly concerned about a contaminated gene pool. DonтАЩt forget to pack a caliper alongside your condoms ... and I sure hope I didn't put words in anyone's mouth.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and terms like тАШslimтАЩ, тАШmuscularтАЩ, тАШsmoothтАЩ or тАШhairyтАЩ are often highly subjective.
On occasion when I need to describe a personтАЩs physical appearance, I prefer to use a more objective coding system that I have developed over the years as shorthand for myself whenever I jot down any notes. There are two different systems:
Body shape codes
In a number of posts in this blog, I use a coding system to describe a personтАЩs physique. ItтАЩs a kind of shorthand that I have developed over the years since words, in my opinion, are quite unwieldy and subjective when applied to this purpose. What is тАЬhunkтАЭ to one is тАЬpudgyтАЭ to another; what is тАЬslimтАЭ is emaciated to another.
[Photos attached below ... there are more for the truly obsessive amongst you]
In case readers wonder what the codes mean, here is an explanation.
Basically, itтАЩs a simple system that refers to two main characteristics: skeletal frame and body mass. A typical code will consist of two or more alphanumerals and look like this: W3R.
The first character indicates the skeletal frame, more specifically, the ratio of shoulder width to height:
Note: When I speak of shoulder width, I mean the distance from one outermost bony point of the shoulder (called the Acromion Process in anatomy) to the other. It does not include the fleshy shoulder. Thus, a fat person has, visually, broader shoulders than a skinny guy, but actually, they may have similar skeletal frames, and in my system, they belong to the same series.
Another point to note: A tall тАЬQтАЭ guy may have broader shoulders, in absolute terms (centimetres or inches), than a short тАЬXтАЭ guy, but he is still Q, because the code captures shoulder width relative to height.
The second character (1 to 5) indicates the amount of body mass carried on the frame. Generally, although these terms are highly subjective,
1 = underweight;
2 = slim healthy;
3 = medium;
4 = heavily built or overweight;
5 = obese.
The third character, which becomes necessary only if mass is 3 or higher, refers to the type of mass:
M = mostly lean muscle, therefore with at least some definition;
R = some muscle, softened/rounded with a little fat;
F = mostly fat.
Here are some illustrations, drawn to the similar height and poses to aid comparability. I havenтАЩt bothered to draw the rarer types, so not all the code combinations are shown here. You can click on the graphics for larger versions.
P (pole) and Q (quarter) types:
S (standard) types:
W (wide) series:
X (extra-wide or boxy) series, and specials:
The last three figures are not part of the X series. Instead, they illustrate the times when a fourth character is appended to the code. I do this when there is some striking feature of the person worth noting. Three common fourth-place tags are:
C = unusually horizontal or square shoulders;
V = striking V-shape torso;
B = beer belly.
IтАЩm not consistent about the fourth character. For example, most overweight people have big bellies, but when I make notes of overweight people I have seen, I donтАЩt record it since it is something that is implied once I write тАЬ4FтАЭ or тАЬ5FтАЭ. But if I see a beer belly in someone who isnтАЩt fat, I will record it.
My system is applicable only for men aged 18 to about 40. Above 40, age brings its own changes to body proportions and shape. A more elaborate coding system will be needed to capture them.
Body hair codes
Body hair can either be a turn-on or a turn-off. ItтАЩs quite amazing how different people are when it comes to taste, or, for that matter, how indifferent some others can be to this characteristic in a partner.
To me, itтАЩs an important consideration, and so I have long used a coding system for my diary notes, and now, for this blog.
A typical code has three alphanumerals, e.g. 1B3. The three characters represent the spread of hair on the arm, torso and leg respectively. They donтАЩt represent how thickly haired these parts are тАУ and in that, the system isnтАЩt quite good enough.
Anyway, here are some illustrations that indicate, roughly, whatтАЩs zero to 4 or A to D:
Arm:
Torso:
Leg:
http://shamelessmack.wordpress.com/codes/[attachment=6:37tdkzjf]mack 1 (2).jpg[/attachment:37tdkzjf]