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jinks
January 8th, 2011, 22:15
A farang meets a young man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..

They get back to his place,

And as he shows him around his apartment

He notices that one wall of the bedroom is
Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom,

With hundreds and hundreds of cute,
Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
In rows, covering the entire wall!


It was obvious that he had taken
Quite some time to lovingly arrange them

And the boy was immediately touched

By the amount of thought he had
Put into organizing the display.


There were small bears all along
The bottom shelf,

Medium-sized bears covering the
Length of the middle shelf,

And huge, enormous bears running
All the way along the top shelf.

He found it strange for an
Obviously masculine guy

To have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,

He is quite impressed by his collection, a rich farang.

But doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and
Continue talking and,

After awhile, the boy finds himself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the farang to set me up for life?'

He turns to him and kisses him
Lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
And he romantically lifts him in
His arms and carries him into his bedroom

Where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

He is so overwhelmed that he responds with more passion,

More creativity, more heat than he has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

They are lying there together in the afterglow.
The boy rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at him,


Strokes his cheek, Looks deeply into his eyes,



And says:


'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

Patexpat
January 8th, 2011, 23:29
OK this did make me laugh out loud! Nice one Jinks!

ftj_taw
January 8th, 2011, 23:50
Brillant. Where does it come from? :hello1:

January 9th, 2011, 00:09
Excellent Jinks! :sign5:

jinks
January 9th, 2011, 01:40
Brillant. Where does it come from? :hello1:

It came in a "global e-mail" as a straight couple which lead to suitable alteration.

January 9th, 2011, 02:50
Haha a good one indeed. :notworthy:

Beachlover
January 9th, 2011, 22:09
LOL... That is great.

January 9th, 2011, 23:33
LOL... That is great.LOL and i think it's great that beachbore thinks its great. you REALLY felt it necessary just to post that? Jesus! BB Is'nt there anything you won't post a reply to?

January 9th, 2011, 23:51
LOL and i think it's great that beachbore thinks its great. you REALLY felt it necessary just to post that? Jesus! BB Is'nt there anything you won't post a reply to?

Hey motormouth if someone likes something pray tell us why they shouldn't say so? Second thoughts don't bother you're a f*stick that probably can't get it up.

January 10th, 2011, 00:13
Hey motormouth if someone likes something pray tell us why they shouldn't say so? Second thoughts don't bother you're a f*stick that probably can't get it up.Hold on! the cavalry has arrived! Sorry combat the motorHEAD and motorMOUTH joke has already been done by Scottish-guy, it wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now. Shame.

But wait! you have surpassed yourself with an even more witless, irrelevant and desperately inane line than usual.
" second thoughts"........would this be when your other two brain cells kick-in?

and "f*stick".......now where have I seen that before? That wouldn't be a beachbore catchphrase would it? You naughtly little word-thief.

and finally........."that probably can't get it up"?? brilliant! wonderfully and uncomprehensibly brilliant, i doff my wig. Combat this has to be one of your very finest moments.

krobbie
January 10th, 2011, 00:48
JInks, taken hook line and sinker. Very good work.

Cheers
Krobbie (first day back at the coal-face).

January 10th, 2011, 00:49
Motormouth is just the troll formerly known as Alaan/Newalaan.

Diec
January 10th, 2011, 02:46
Motormouth is just the troll formerly known as Alaan/Newalaan.

And scotty has EVIDENCE to prove this, don't you scotty?

January 10th, 2011, 03:15
Did somebody speak?

:dontknow:

Diec
January 10th, 2011, 04:21
have a witty and incisive sense of humour instead, perhaps you could point readers to a hilariously funny post you have made?


Did somebody speak?

OMG scotty!! There is just no stopping you is there? Do you think up all this hilariously funny material all by yourself in your little head? "Did somebody speak?" My sides are splitting from that, and I had to take two hits from my inhaler just to get my breath back! I'm willing to bet you have a stable of quick witted funny writers in your employ because one person alone cannot think up all this hilariously funny stuff!! Of course I don't have any EVIDENCE that you don't think up all this funny on your lonesome, but I have my suspicions.

January 10th, 2011, 05:03
If only there was a <snore> icon

Brad the Impala
January 10th, 2011, 05:27
If only there was a <snore> icon

I believe that they are known as emoticons, and are often used by people whose vocabulary is too limited to express themselves verbally. Some people even think that if they put this emoticon :sign5: in their posts it will convince readers that they are being amusing rather than tedious. However it actually shows that "wit" is a thai boy that they offed, rather than an attribute that they possess.

January 10th, 2011, 05:43
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ftj_taw
January 10th, 2011, 10:07
However it actually shows that "wit" is a thai boy that they offed, rather than an attribute that they possess.

I am no part of this board clash whatsoever. I am to new to understand it, or to take any kind of side in it. However, the above quote is the first time I have heard this. I love it. Even if it was aimed at me, I would have to laugh.