Modern Proverbs for Gay Thailand

... " Early to bed and early to rise." keeps ones body good and mind strong.

I just love these old sayings and how they can be adapted to all circumstances:

So, since this is the Gay Thailand forum, how about we change some well known proverbs to suit -

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" might become

A Cock in the Hand is worth Two on the Stage.


There's 1 to start you off - any offers?


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Many hands make light fingers.

Where there's a will ... there's a fatal accident.

A friend in need is a bloody nuisance.

[Diec]

A fist up yer kilt is worth more than a thousand words.

An Englishman's home is......soon raided by BIB and Pattaya Daily News

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A elderly Farang and his money are soon parted

[zinzone]

Here's one to tell your boy when he says you are too big:

"Bend over and take it like a(thai) man"

[Beachlover]

Man walking side ways through airport door is certainly going to Bang Cock today.

There is nothing worse than a bored man in a kilt. It brings him to start posts like this one. Haven't you got a caber to toss off Scotty :love4:

[allieb]

It aint over til the fat......farang pays

Let the drunken wrecks of Pattaya be your sea-marks


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Two's company - three costs extra


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[CoffeeBreak]

Two's company - three costs extra


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-too many cocks won't spoil the off-

Penicillin is a great healer

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[DamienZ]

Grabbing excrement is better than grabbing flatulence.

Thai Proverb :sunny: