Sex toys in phuket

Hi guys.. I tried searching in the search bar above but couldn't find any relevant materials. Do any of you know where to buy s.toys in phuket?

[lonelywombat]

I doubt if you will find anywhere in Phuket or in Thailand selling sex toys. But if you have a specific need ask exactly what you want to buy.

Why cant you bring what you need with you.

[firecat69]

Bangkok

Can find on Silom at night no problem!!!

I don't have any, and it is taboo to buy here in my country. :(

[Narakmak]

I don't have any, and it is taboo to buy here in my country. :(
So what?
Anyway, is there any place to buy these in Pattaya? New, not used ...

The fruit market does a nice line in cucumbers (р╣Бр╕Хр╕Зр╕Бр╕зр╕▓) which are very popular with the retired fixed-income Phuket queens.

If at the market they don't know what a cucumber is or say "No Have" you could ask for a zucchini (р╕Ър╕зр╕Ъ) instead.

Depending on the diameter of your sphincter you may wish to be more adventurous, in which case ask for a marrow (р╣Др╕Вр╕Бр╕гр╕░р╕Фр╕⠕£Ñ€â••Ð‘)

Good Luck!

CUCUMBER
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/cucumberDM2708_468x367.jpg

ZUCCINI
http://www.bonappetit.com/images/tips_tools_ingredients/ingredients/ttar_zucchini_v.jpg

MARROW
http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/2651/3523marrow.jpg

[Narakmak]

Don't do that. You need a toy with a wide base. We're into safe sex here.

Don't do that. You need a toy with a wide base. We're into safe sex here.

Have you no imagination?

Glue or nail a potato (р╕бр╕▒р╕Щр╕Эр╕гр╕▒р╣ Ир╕З) on to one end of the cucumber/zuccini, or marrow!

Oh, for the avoidance of doubt - use the "potato" end as the base, not as a french tickler dear

http://www.howbigismypotato.com/potato.jpg

[Narakmak]

Glue vegetables? I don't think so.

Glue vegetables? I don't think so.


Nail it on then

Gawd, do I have to tell you everything?

:occasion9:

[Narakmak]

You're making this worse. Nails up your ass? Give us a break.

You're making this worse. Nails up your ass? Give us a break.

Suit yourself - if the cucumber disappears up your chute completely don't come crying to me.

:occasion9:

[Beachlover]

How about a durian? Or a vine of grapes?

[lonelywombat]

Bangkok

Can find on Silom at night no problem!!!

What is on sale in Silom ? I am frightened to ask.

[Narakmak]

Bangkok

Can find on Silom at night no problem!!!

What is on sale in Silom ? I am frightened to ask.
I have heard dildos and such like.

LOL i like it..
those are super cool ideas..
glue, nail, durian.. well well..

[krobbie]

I have never seen sex toys for sale anywhere in Silom or elsewhere in Thailand and have bought selection with me from NZ for my guy to play with in my absence. Most appreciated.

Toys are supposedly illegal to sell in Thailand.

[Narakmak]

I have never seen sex toys for sale anywhere in Silom or elsewhere in Thailand and have bought selection with me from NZ for my guy to play with in my absence. Most appreciated.

Toys are supposedly illegal to sell in Thailand.
They are indeed but so is porn and prostitution.

[ceejay]

On my last visit (in July) I did see one of the stalls along Silom selling dildos and vibrators. They were out on open display, but mixed in with a load of other stuff. It's the only time I have seen such things on sale in Thailand.