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travelerjim
August 13th, 2010, 16:53
Here is a new Two Guys Guesthouse August Newsletter...
Thanks John...for sharing :glasses7:
tj

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Muted Ramblings From A Quiet Pattaya :headbang:

Good Morning to all of you from a very quiet Pattaya,
Things have cooled off a little bit with the start of the rainy season.
We are now getting our daily rain showers and fortunately
a lot of it is during the night.

Although I have sometimes had to stay in the bars late evenings...
early mornings because the rain.

This is another quiet season, mainly because of the economic climate
and the fracas in Bangkok causing many visitors to find other countries
to visit.

We have taken advantage of the quiet time to do some maintenance like
fixing leaks, laying new tiles and re-grouting the tiles in the showers.

The staff did most of the work they were quite surprised when I first
told them I wanted the work done, but were quite happy to be kept occupied (and in a job) rather than them sitting around on their duffs all day staring into space.

I had a customer in for early breakfast yesterday. He had just closed
his bar (07.30) and was hungry so he stopped off at Two Guys for the
# 1 breakfast with double everything.

I sat at the table with him having my own breakfast and generally
catching up on the gossip from Sunee.

As I was chatting away to him he looked out onto the Soi and...
suddenly went rigid, he had a look on his face like a greyhound dog
that just caught a glimpse of a rabbit.

I turned round to see what he was looking at and saw the son of the
Thai Restaurant owner from over the street.

Now this young man is 18 and severely handsome, about 5Ft 9тАЭ tall,
not a bit of fat on him and very a well defined body, broad shoulders,
nicely proportioned chest tapering into a thin waist and long tanned
legs complimenting the view.

He gets up every morning at about 07.30-08.00 and strolls around the
restaurant in his boxer shorts, quite oblivious to the outside world.

At this time of the morning I usually stand at the bar, on the lookout,
pretending to read the paper. I also have a mug of tea handy to catch the
drools when he makes his appearance.

I must confess to having been quite selfish keeping this little treat
to myself, only the customers that get up early have rumbled my early
morning voyeurism.

Another customer that I have told you about before (Bob) never fails
to keep me entertained with his stories.

He has led quite a remarkable life from the day he was born until the
present. I know he will be annoyed when I tell you that...
he is 90 and still chasing young men. :bee:

He was born to a single mother and was a very sick baby.
When he was taken home to the family farm, they took him out to the
cow shed and left him overnight on a floor covered straw and cow manure,
this was to see if he would survive.

His grandfather who was a member of a rigid religious group never
acknowledged him, his grandmother used to call him her ugly duckling.
As a child he could not understand why everybody was angry with him and
what he had done wrong. This caused him to leave home as early as he could and become a drifter.

He ended up in New York as a Chorus Line dancer with a passion for writing
poetry and mixed in with the literary circle of the day. There he met many
notable people among them was the writer Christopher Isherwood who became a life long friend.

Bob recounts that after a couple of meetings, Isherwood told him that
they were destined to be together as lovers.

Isherwood explained that a Gypsy fortuneteller had told him that he would
meet someone tall, who was a dancer, a poet, came from the Midwest and had an R in their name.

Bob said it was a load of horse manure; Isherwood was spinning him a line
just to try and get into his pants.

Although they stayed lifelong friends he never did sleep with him

Last week Peter B a customer who is relocating to Korea brought in two
bags of good quality clothes that he did not have room in his suitcase for.
He knew that in the past I have arranged for them to go to people in need.
This time one bag went to Thais for life, they distribute them to a local
foundation that is known to support the needy.

The other bag went to the Karen refugee school in Bangkok that I wrote
about in an earlier newsletter. Any left over garments wont be thrown away
they will be sent to the students home villages in Burma.

If any body has unused reasonable clothing and donтАЩt know what to do with
them, drop them off at Two Guys Guesthouse. We can always find someone who will be thankful for it.

Two Weeks ago I was told about this best selling author and his books,
The Millennium Trilogy is a series of three bestselling novels written by
Stieg Larsson, 21 million copies sold. (I had never heard of him before).

I am sure you are the same as myself and always looking for a good book to
read and thought I wish I could find some list where the ordinary punter
lists his favorite reads or the best book he ever read.

I would like to start such a list and ask you to offer
(email me at Two Guys) one book title that others may enjoy.

If I receive enough replies I will update the list monthly and include
it as part of the newsletter.

My contribution of books that I enjoyed are ....
Memoirs of a Geisha, self explanatory and a bloody good read;
Red Square, A novel based on happenings during the Brezhnev
era in Russia and the supposed putsch to oust him by Andropov.

Other News:

Happy Place in Boyz Town had Their official opening party,
the show I am told was not for the faint hearted.

The Bondi had their first anniversary party...
hard to believe that they have been open one year.

The Owner of The Venue, Jomtien complex had his birthday party
recently and I am told the show was a Knock out...
They are also hosting A PGF event Sunday 15 Aug.

Krazy Dragon is holding a Saturday Sambuca party, buy one get one free

Mikes Bar LaCage is now running every Friday night Fish and Chips night,
put your order in before 18.00 ...
And they will be delivered freshly cooked at 20.30.
Good quality and portions.
Plus they do Steak & Kidney Pud. and Roast Chicken dinners.

CU bar was closed for renovations to the bar and is open for business again.

I am hearing good things about the Happyland gogo bar in Sunee, the show
just keeps getting better and better and this from a Bangkok bar owner.

Martin from the Forest Bar has gone home for three weeks and left the
capable Bee in charge, they have some very cute new waiters just started
recently, worth a look.

Some of the BoyzTown establishments are in the process of getting a
facelift.

Caf├й Royale has had some major work done inside.

The Copa is getting an Elevator installed for the rooms and should be up
and running soon.

The Amor restaurant has been refurbished and going to open as a
New York Deli, Wine and Cheese Bar, Art Gallery..."Street Life".

Nice Boys GoGo bar was shut down because of irregularities do not know
what is happening there.

A new Lady boy bar has opened in Soi 17, lots of money spent on it
and lots of staff hanging around. It's situated in the new building just
across the road from the Mink restaurant, near Shisa house.

I was at the Corner Bar for ThomasтАЩs birthday bash, and quite an evening
it was. The pool table was used to display the food buffet with lots of
variety, sandwiches , canap├йs (I call them Tab Nabs), fried chicken strips,
roast beef , roast pork, salads and fresh fruit.

The majority of waiters were topless and with the fashion now a days...
(their pants hanging of their ass) almost bottomless. There was lots of
good entertainment with one performer singing and playing his acoustic
guitar .

We also had a (civilized) farang karaoke, with a very proficient
singer playing many of the standards that the audience requested.

I am afraid I could not concentrate on the music as I was getting
distracted by one very handsome waiter dancing about topless and whoтАЩs pants were almost at his crotch, every time the pants got to the tripping point he would deftly give them a little flick upwards for them to start the
whole descending cycle again, believe me it was eve riveting stuff.

Some of the other waiters also gave impromptu dances much to the
appreciation of the other customers.

Once the Birthday Cake was cut and given out the waiters started smearing
each other with the cream, I was temped to join in but knew it might get
out of hand. (Think what you like)

A good night was had by all and the party was still going on when
I left at 23.00.

Take Care everybody. :thumbleft:

John
Two Guys Guesthouse - South Pattaya

Note: Some Information Scammed from PG Weekly Reports and NickyтАЩs

August 13th, 2010, 22:12
The Owner of The Venue, Jomtien complex had his birthday party
recently and I am told the show was a Knock out...



Has KEN sold the venue to the management ???????

krobbie
August 14th, 2010, 05:56
I don't think it is Billy as the poster in question didn't say fucking cunt, or arse-hole even once.

August 14th, 2010, 09:02
I don't think it is Billy as the poster in question didn't say fucking cunt, or arse-hole even once.

He hasn't used that language yet,but the "character traits" are there.I am no detective but I'd bet it is Bad boy Billie, the brown bomber from taylor square!
And yes he is trying to imitate a Geordie.

I'll do the Scottish imitations ...thank you very much! :hello2:





Just read another of antface's gibberish, now I have no idea who he is. Up to you!

gorcum-old
August 14th, 2010, 10:48
I really do not understand what this has to do with the newsletterfrom two guys guesthouse.
I do not understand why this putting down of each other does anynody any good,

August 14th, 2010, 13:32
I really do not understand what this has to do with the newsletterfrom two guys guesthouse.
I do not understand why this putting down of each other does anynody any good,

In a perfect world posters would not put each other down, but this forum is comprised of ppl from the real world where you get everybody and anybody submitting their two cents worth. Sometimes we complain ( myself included) about the posts and behaviour of others here..and indeed some of my posts would have pissed other ppl off...but whatever else one may say about this forum ...it sure as hell is not boring!
Now ,I just go with the flow, and try not to let idiots get to me.

This forum has been around for a good while and has been a great source of information for me especially in the early years.

Oh yeah ,the newsletter.well you're right there too gorcum, looks like I nearly started my own! :hello1:

August 17th, 2010, 07:53
Twoguys is a great place to watch the world go by.

August 17th, 2010, 12:58
And to sit with a rentboy while he throws his phone into the road..................... :violent1: :violent1: :violent1:

Beachlover
August 17th, 2010, 13:22
Why would he do that?

andrewcraig
August 17th, 2010, 13:24
Traveller Jim said this in the other thread


That is truly amazing antface... :dontknow:
You send us greetings from Liverpool...

Yet, it has been noted that ...indeed...Antface... :tard:
that you were sitting at The Venue...at same table...
with the infamous LMTU Let Me tell U...et al.. :notworthy:
(among his many faces and noted handles).
.when that carpet you refer to...was nearly blown away..

It is obvious that LMTU is behind this post even if he did not actually post it. All he is trying to do is claim credit for the increase in GB's new board by trashing this board. Memories of Heddas board someone remarked recently

hehehe in a poll on GB it was mentioned that several posters made multiple votes. Now that would not be to give the impression that more people are visiting than really are. It might be a good idea if the votes email address or ID's were published.

August 17th, 2010, 14:45
Who cares what another forum is like, just post and read where and in which one you want. LMTU and his sidekick will eventually return here, but for how long they or he will last is anyones guess.Just be grateful for the 'holiday' that we have been granted here from his continuous drivel.

lonelywombat
August 17th, 2010, 18:58
Who cares what another forum is like, just post and read where and in which one you want. LMTU and his sidekick will eventually return here, but for how long they or he will last is anyones guess.Just be grateful for the 'holiday' that we have been granted here from his continuous drivel.


twoguys is a great place to get up to the minute info from expats who drop in for breakfast,coffee or just a chat. The rooms are small and the prices match.
One forum member and his boyfriend shared the smallest room for over 2 years without complaint.
But Monty did do a real great meat and 2 veg for """breakfast"""

Beachlover
August 17th, 2010, 19:43
Just be grateful for the 'holiday' that we have been granted here from his continuous drivel.

If LMTU comes back he'll just have to be "re-demolished" so we can enjoy another holiday. :drv:

August 18th, 2010, 11:59
It would also be nice to have a holiday from those who inundate the board ad nauseum with multiple daily postings.