seamans mission

[jolyjacktar]

Im thinking of opening a seamans mission in Pattaya. I thought a good place would be next to Montrys b and b. At least then i will be able to get old of that Aussi geezer chicken George. ohhhh i mean Boygeorge, for a raz in montys bar. Cant wait for me georgie boy and Monty to go on a bender with a few of my seaman friends. WOW THE THOUGHT SENDS MY LEGS TO SEAWEED.

jolyjacktar

Are you going to call it 'The Bransholme Retreat' or 'The Orchard Park Sanctuary' or 'The Land of Green Ginger Respite Care Home?



:drunken:

[paulg]

Almost certainly you will get Captain Squabbles and his gang to join you

[Aunty]

You want to be careful youse jokers don't end up having a scrap. He's the size of a ute. He might give you a bit of a hiding.

[jolyjacktar]

Oh Aunty. I hope your not directing your concern at me my luv. Im 6feet 7in and weigh in at a healthy 248lbs. And not fat either as i work out daily.
And being a sailor ive been i n a few moments.
So wat ever a ute is dont realy get me a tremble luvy.
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM.

jolyjacktar - are you really from Hull, Humberside, UK?

[jolyjacktar]

I certainly am from the great town of Hull, and my boats on Dock this very minute my heartys. But i do a lot of work from various ports as im a Tug boat skipper. Mainly cargo ships from the container ports but also cruise ships.