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May 23rd, 2010, 16:31
Hello,
I've seen various people (here and elsewhere) mentioning "Isaan guys". All I was able to find was a reference to the region and that they are somewhat comparable to the British "chavs" because of their modded cars... what else?

Throughout the various forums I've read they're handsome, I've read they're hornier than the average Thai, I've read they are more masculine... now I need to read: how to spot an Isaan guy I guess..
I may single out a Tunisian from a Moroccan and an Egyptian but I couldn't tell the difference from a Burmese over a Thai or a Vietnamese.. let alone regional differences...

Beachlover
May 23rd, 2010, 16:41
You'll learn as you go along.

In Thailand (as in most SE-Asian countries) there are ethnic Thais (darker skin) and Chinese Thais (lighter skin). Isaan boys tend to have darker skin. Some of them have that tall, dark, handsome look.

They're all handsome in their own way... Chiang Mai (and surrounds) boys, Isaan boys, Bangkok boys, Chinese-Thai boys... it's nice having the variety.

May 23rd, 2010, 19:13
You'll learn as you go along.

In Thailand (as in most SE-Asian countries) there are ethnic Thais (darker skin) and Chinese Thais (lighter skin). Isaan boys tend to have darker skin. Some of them have that tall, dark, handsome look.

They're all handsome in their own way... Chiang Mai (and surrounds) boys, Isaan boys, Bangkok boys, Chinese-Thai boys... it's nice having the variety.

It's a bit like the UK..... you have the handsome, masculine Scots* and the effeminate bug-ugly English.


:hello1: :hello1: :hello1:



*However, the exception that proves the rule can be seen on stage most nights in Boyztown .

May 23rd, 2010, 21:28
It's a bit like the UK..... you have the handsome, masculine Scots*

I would add HUNG in the description.. Scots never disappointed me once size-wise! You're welcome to prove me right :laughing3:

May 23rd, 2010, 21:53
They're all handsome in their own way...
[X] A very diplomatic answer. Beauty is in short supply all over the world ...

May 23rd, 2010, 21:55
Yes they are all as per previous postings and strangely enough 90% of them have a sick buffalo, must be the North Eastern climate

a447
May 26th, 2010, 21:07
how to spot an Isaan guy

Look for a big cock. It'll be attached to an Isaan guy.

maisoui
May 26th, 2010, 22:38
how to spot an Isaan guy

Look for a big cock. It'll be attached to an Isaan guy.

...because many are stupid enough to inject their parts with silicone, which may form into a large third ball in later life.

May 27th, 2010, 02:06
yuck
that or a cockring would send me to the Lady side of Bkk!




how to spot an Isaan guy

Look for a big cock. It'll be attached to an Isaan guy.

...because many are stupid enough to inject their parts with silicone, which may form into a large third ball in later life.

krobbie
May 27th, 2010, 02:24
Yes they are all as per previous postings and strangely enough 90% of them have a sick buffalo, must be the North Eastern climate

Don't forget sick grandmothers and mothers in that equation. Although there are free hospitals all over Isaan it would seem to cost 6,000 baht each time they cross the threshold.

krobbie
May 27th, 2010, 02:31
how to spot an Isaan guy

Look for a big cock. It'll be attached to an Isaan guy.

...because many are stupid enough to inject their parts with silicone, which may form into a large third ball in later life.

I happened to strike one of these guys in Phuket. He was one of the more masculine dancers at My Way. I wondered why he wanted the lights off and when I switched it back on I was surprised to see a modified penis. However he was in his mid 20's and could do what he wanted with his own paraphernalia. We just carried on as usual. As an amputee (RLBK) I am not repulsed or squeamish about very much and after all he was very handsome.

Was quite misshapen and not particularly pretty though ... the penis that is.

May 27th, 2010, 03:14
I happened to strike one of these guys in Phuket. He was one of the more masculine dancers at My Way. I wondered why he wanted the lights off and when I switched it back on I was surprised to see a modified penis. However he was in his mid 20's and could do what he wanted with his own paraphernalia. We just carried on as usual. As an amputee (RLBK) I am not repulsed or squeamish about very much and after all he was very handsome.

Was quite misshapen and not particularly pretty though ... the penis that is.

I would say that I'm easily upset by physical features that are distant from my "standards" especially because I engage frivolous dates where you don't really need to overlook certain thinsg in the name of love..
So while I have no issues and am certainly not grossed out by an amputee, it did take me days after I accidentally downloaded and watched a mislabelled clip of an amputee "fucking" a girl with the amputed leg..

As for personal experiences one day I met a guy.. very handsome and all.. but he had a phimosis...and I could have never forced myself past that! Not in the dark, not blindfolded and not even drunk or drugged.

The only one time I forced myself out of boredom to have sex with someone I completely disliked ended in the most embarassing way ever: I puked over him :rolling: :sign5:
I do understand that kinda scene could sell lots on the Japanese porn market but not my thing..

May 27th, 2010, 05:02
..... I accidentally downloaded and watched a mislabelled clip of an amputee "fucking" a girl with the amputed leg...


:sign5: :sign5: That's about as believable as the guy in A&E explaining "what actually happened was that, having just arrived home, I was putting away my groceries when I must have slipped and somehow fallen on to this ketchup bottle which is now stuck up my arse."

:occasion9:

May 27th, 2010, 12:42
you must not know the P2P world too well.. around 50% of files you download are mislabelled files.. there are numbers of twats who rename porn movies to regular hollywood movies or mislabel porn movies with different categories of porn. I suppose that is why mant programs now offer a "preview" function - which doesn't really work most of the times.

I had a similar accident a couple of years ago when I downloaded a bunch of cartoons to watch with my litte cousins.. 4 were fine, the 5th turned out to be porn - needless to say my 15yo (male) cousin begged me to leave it on :rolling:

I can be twisted but I do have boundaries.. no pregnant women, no poo jobs, no puke jobs, no midgets, no amputated people, no child porn.



..... I accidentally downloaded and watched a mislabelled clip of an amputee "fucking" a girl with the amputed leg...


:sign5: :sign5: That's about as believable as the guy in A&E explaining "what actually happened was that, having just arrived home, I was putting away my groceries when I must have slipped and somehow fallen on to this ketchup bottle which is now stuck up my arse."

:occasion9:

a447
May 27th, 2010, 15:08
No, I wasn't talking about silicone cocks - I run a mile when I see them. Cocks with mooks, too.
There is a guy in Bangkok in Soi twilight - Mr Ed - who always appears in the big cock show. he has the ugliest silicone cock imaginable. What was he thinking?? There is also a guy in Krazy Dragon in pattaya with the dreaded silicone.
No, I am talking about genuine big cocks. I've never seen a small one on an Isaan guy yet. maybe I have been llucky. hehe

krobbie
May 27th, 2010, 15:52
I can be twisted but I do have boundaries.. no pregnant women, no poo jobs, no puke jobs, no midgets, no amputated people, no child porn.


What no amputees? Looks like (as an amputee) I am in yet another minority group. Guffaw guffaw.

Cheers
Krobbie

jinks
May 27th, 2010, 16:51
What no amputees? Looks like (as an amputee) I am in yet another minority group. Guffaw guffaw.

Cheers
Krobbie

Yes, however with me in it too, a very select minority group.

May 27th, 2010, 18:26
I didn't rule out sex with an amputee per se...Just I wouldn't uhm how do I put this... employ the amputated limb as a sex toy..lol





I can be twisted but I do have boundaries.. no pregnant women, no poo jobs, no puke jobs, no midgets, no amputated people, no child porn.


What no amputees? Looks like (as an amputee) I am in yet another minority group. Guffaw guffaw.

Cheers
Krobbie

krobbie
May 28th, 2010, 01:45
I didn't rule out sex with an amputee per se...Just I wouldn't uhm how do I put this... employ the amputated limb as a sex toy..lol



That sounds fair enough. That's too bent, even if I do joke about it with my partner.

Cheers
Krobbie

globalwanderer
May 30th, 2010, 22:28
after two and a half years I have to say that my Isaan guy is the best