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Monty-old
April 15th, 2006, 08:21
To ONE & ALL
Have a Happy Easter, and enjoy those Choclate Easter Eggs.
We do not celabrate Easter in Pattaya.
No Easter Eggs, No Fish On Good Friday.No Easter Bonnets.
No Church on Sunday.
Jesus , Must of said , What A Boody Way to Spend Easter .

Happy Easter .

P.S We In Pattaya have Blood Songkram in stead.
Monty-old
April 15th, 2006, 12:00
We only have 1 Young man at this time , referded to us from Dr P. & 2 staff.
It is Songkran & most go home, if well enough.
We have fitted out 4 big rooms, Put in 2 new toilets and Hot Showers and a new T.V. in the lounge.
Thai's 4 Life give us food vauchers, for the guest we have staying with us.
We are looking for handy craft things to keep our guest occupied, Paints sets, Jig Saws.Games, etc.
Any help would be most welcome.
Monty.
April 15th, 2006, 12:51
Jesus , Must of said , What A Boody Way to Spend Easter.

Was that before or after he swished down the street, dragging the cross and singing, "I love a parade"?
Then Veronica rushed forth and wiped his face with her veil; he shrieked, Aaahhh! My makeup!"
At the next stop, a Roman soldier said, "Cross your legs, sweetie, I only got one nail left.
They hoisted him up. JC asked, "Mother, what did I do?"
She replied, "Fucked up my gar-damned Passover, that's what!"
Then she looked up and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ, are you hung!"

(Is the roof falling yet?)

A priest once told me to do the stations.
I only got as far as Leicester Square when the cops ran me in for soliciting...But it was fun while it lasted.

Aw shucks! Ginger just told me Easter's been canceled: They found the body.
April 15th, 2006, 20:14
I think you might be wrong there Edith. I've always held that Jesus was reincarnated as a rabbit (hence the Easter Bunny), and all those chcocolate eggs are to remind us of rabbit poo
April 15th, 2006, 22:18
I think you might be wrong there Edith. I've always held that Jesus was reincarnated as a rabbit (hence the Easter Bunny), and all those chcocolate eggs are to remind us of rabbit poo


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