Took a guy from a bar in Pattaya to my room for short time mostly based on the reputation of his (as yet unseen) size. For reasons best known to god his member didn't respond to my shenanigans.
I decided to offer him a half 100mg Viagra.
Thirty minutes later there were 3 living creatures in the room.
The new guest could not be accommodated anywhere that I could offer without involving my bleeding to death.
Neither could it be put back in its boxer without causing chronic embarrassment to the owner had he hit the streets.
So we cuddled up till morning until the thing had settled down.