I wouldn't hold my breath. He's busy in his tiny bedsitter in the suburbs of South Brisbane - poverty central as it's known - "composing his trip report."

I'm hanging on here with bated breath wondering where we went together.

I hope it's somewhere not too rainy. I do so hate wet weather.

And let's hope the hotel was one which suited my budget and not his. But I have a horrible feeling we stayed at an air bnb. Oh, dear!

I'm guessing our destination was Mali or maybe even Benin. I reckon matt could probably type those places without too much effort.

Besides, I've never been to Africa.

But given his rather poor knowledge of geography - he once posted that Venezuela was Brazil (WTF??) - it could be anywhere!

Lol