picking up on the word of the month " crazy"...what have been your craziest encounters in Thailand?? I surprisingly enough have only had a few...

(1) drugged/high MB shows up at my hotel door....I immediately turn him away, didnt even let him into my room, he proceeds to shriek his head off in the corridor demanding full payment. Hotel security takes forever to show up...i explain the situation and crap them out for letting someone who is obviously not in control of his faculties past reception (he had to leave his ID at reception)...he could barely walk in a straight line. They suggest I pay him something...I refuse..after what seemed like an eternity (actually only 10 min) they remove him.....and while this is going on he's shrieking like a demented banshee.

(2) after having a good time partying on MB ass ...fucking him at least 3 times in 2 hours he wants more than the agreed BHT900....I inform him that I booked him for 3 hours so I owe him nothing but that he still owes me an hour so hes lucky to get the full amount. In reality I was happy to see him go because I simply couldnt get an erection after that workout...he proceeds to cry...now I have very few defenses against tears...my heart softens...so we negotiate...if he rims me...gets me hard and makes me come i'll tip him another 300....boy did that MB earn that tip...somehow the impossible was achieved.

(3) have a satisfactory MB date...no arguments..true professional born bottom...but then proceeds to hang around the hotel entrance...like a loyal dog...following me all over the place..like hes in love with me...took forever to shake him loose...got the hotel doorman to have a word with him...that i was a slut and not interested in a relationship..

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