In my case, that would be septuagenarian, please.
There were more bars and therefore greater variety of choice
They were more fun
The boys on stage were more engaged in giving patrons a good time
There was a better selection of boys
Shows were generally more interesting/sexy
Shows were MUCH more interesting/sexy
Mamasans were less pushy/obnoxious
I usually left feeling I had had a good time
The boys I offed seemed more interested in giving me a good time
I had fewer duds when offing a boy
In my case, that would be septuagenarian, please.