Let's play a game. What groceries will Matt get?

[cdnmatt]

Let's see what I end up with. My best guess is about 60% of what I wanted, although about half the portion size I wanted. Then 40% percent will get forgotten about, and I'll end up double the volume of groceries of things I didn't want and willl never eat (nor will he).

List wasn't too exxtensive either:

Bread (1 green, 1 red)
Loads of fruit (oranges, peaches, pineapple, watemelon, strawberries, raspberries, cherries, etc.)
Lots of veggies for sandwiches (lettuce, cucumbers, alfalfa sprouts, tomatoes, onions, peppers, etc.)
Cheese slicers
Butter
Milk (2 whitem 1 chocolate)
Large tubs of yougurst (don't care the fkavor(
Eggs
Salad dressing -- 2x ranch and Caesar
Mayonaisse
Cereal - 2x (Cheerios, Rice Krrispies, Corn Flakes, healthy muligrain adult one)
Campell's soup - 5x (Tomato, Mucshroom, Chicken Noode, Minestrone, tc)
2x saltine crackers
Loads of lays chips (regullar, sour cream & onion, BBQ, Doritos, whatever)
Juices (grapefruit, cranberry, etc.(
Dog food
Cigs

Let's see how he does. To his credit, this is the total opposite of y standard diet, sno natural he won't get it all. Went from "once a day dinner" to breakfast palace. Wish I could go into town with him, but not happening.

And holy shit, if this is what I decide to post, is mt life ever currently boring.




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[arsenal]

400 packets of instant noodles and a bottle of Optrex.

[Jellybean]

Well, cdnmatt, at least your topic is original, as I don’t ever recall seeing such a subject before.

Oh! And nice to see you back posting again. I was wondering what had happened to you. Has there been any improvement to your eyesight? Will there ever be any improvement?

400 packets of instant noodles and a bottle of Optrex.

And, arsenal, I think you had better make that two large bottles of Optrex.

[a447]

What on earth is this topic about?

Matt, did you use speech to text to write this post?

[Steve1903]

I don't even know what the question is.

[a447]

Matt, did you use speech to text to write this post?

The reason I ask is because I wonder how speech to text could possibly spell "result" with a double "ll."

Or how it could misspell "yoghurt."

Or how it would recognise the trade name "Krispies" and spell it with a "K" instead of a "C."

If your blindness has been miraculously cured and you in fact typed the post, why would you put a double "ll" in "regular?"

Just wondering.

[cdnmatt]

a447, are you a complete retard, or something? I make double letter mistakes same as you -- by holding onto they key too long. Difference being you can see the typo whereas I just hear aquick "L-L", anddeoending on text editor maybe a "mispelt" once I hit spacebar.
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[a447]

a447, are you a complete retard, or something?

Well, someone is a "retard" but I don't think it's me. Rather, it is someone who wants us to believe that he has suddenly become blind yet has nothing better to do in such dire life-changing circumstances than to list his grocery purchases on a gay forum. Complete with the obligatory "mistakes."

And if you are blind, why are you still typing instead of using speech to text??

[Tintin]

cdnmatt mentioned several times that he's using a screen reader.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_reader

I don't see anything suspicious here.

[a447]

I'm not talking about reading out loud the content on the screen. I'm just wondering how he can type if he's blind. And he appears to be typing:

by holding onto they key too long.

Why wouldn't you input with speech to text?? I use it sometimes and there's no need to type anything. And it doesn't result in the mis - spelling of simple words, like "mayonnaise."

It's all a bit of a mystery.